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Tag: White House

Trump’s Air Force One Makeover: Because Nothing Says ‘America’ Like Stealing TWA’s Vibe and Obama’s Hand-Me-Downs
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Trump’s Air Force One Makeover: Because Nothing Says ‘America’ Like Stealing TWA’s Vibe and Obama’s Hand-Me-Downs

Big ElephantMarch 10, 2026March 10, 2026

Trump’s Bold New Air Force One Paint Job Sparks Liberal Meltdown It’s official—President Donald Trump has once again proven he…

GOP Commentator finds WH videos comparing Iran war to games ‘kind of gross’—because apparently, war isn’t supposed to be *entertaining* or something.
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

GOP Commentator finds WH videos comparing Iran war to games ‘kind of gross’—because apparently, war isn’t supposed to be *entertaining* or something.

Big ElephantMarch 8, 2026March 8, 2026

OMG, the libs are freaking out again! This time they’re clutching their pearls over some totally harmless White House videos…

Roy Cooper vs. Michael Whatley: The Ultimate North Carolina Senate Showdown—Who Will Claim the Throne of Political Glory?
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Roy Cooper vs. Michael Whatley: The Ultimate North Carolina Senate Showdown—Who Will Claim the Throne of Political Glory?

Big ElephantMarch 3, 2026March 3, 2026

Trump’s America: Democrats in North Carolina Pick Socialist Cooper, GOP Chooses MAGA Warrior Whatley The Democrat Party in North Carolina…

5 Things to Know for March 3: Iran’s Next Big Thing, Protests Everywhere, Primaries Madness, Clinton’s Legal Drama, and Nancy Guthrie’s Surprise Comeback
War With Iran Heats Up as Trump Unleashes "Big Wave" of US Action
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

5 Things to Know for March 3: Iran’s Next Big Thing, Protests Everywhere, Primaries Madness, Clinton’s Legal Drama, and Nancy Guthrie’s Surprise Comeback

Big ElephantMarch 3, 2026March 3, 2026

The Middle East is burning as Israel and the US pound Iranian targets while Iran strikes back at US allies.…

Trump’s Neck Rash? Just His Skin’s Way of ‘Preventing’ Criticism!
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Trump’s Neck Rash? Just His Skin’s Way of ‘Preventing’ Criticism!

Big ElephantMarch 2, 2026March 2, 2026

Oh no, poor baby Trump has a rash! Quick, somebody get the president a tiny violin! It’s truly heartbreaking to…

Finally, Someone’s Putting Iran in Timeout—GOP Senator Cheers Trump’s World Stage Whack-a-Mole
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Finally, Someone’s Putting Iran in Timeout—GOP Senator Cheers Trump’s World Stage Whack-a-Mole

Big ElephantMarch 1, 2026March 1, 2026

Finally, a President with the guts to stand up to America’s enemies! In a bold move that left-wing snowflakes are…

Trump officials decline Sunday show invites as Iran strikes — guess they’re busy dodging more than just tough questions!
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Trump officials decline Sunday show invites as Iran strikes — guess they’re busy dodging more than just tough questions!

Big ElephantMarch 1, 2026March 1, 2026

Democrat Hypocrisy on Full Display as Iran Strikes Expose Leftist Agenda Well, well, well! Look who’s MIA when it’s time…

Supreme Court to Decide if Colorado City Can Sue Oil Companies for Making Earth Hotter Than a Jalapeño Popper
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Supreme Court to Decide if Colorado City Can Sue Oil Companies for Making Earth Hotter Than a Jalapeño Popper

Big ElephantFebruary 23, 2026February 23, 2026

The Supreme Court is stepping into a high-stakes climate battle, and folks, this is huge! In a bold move, the…

Armed Guy Bites the Dust After Getting Too Close to Trump’s Florida Fortress
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Armed Guy Bites the Dust After Getting Too Close to Trump’s Florida Fortress

Big ElephantFebruary 22, 2026February 22, 2026

Secret Service Thwarts Another Woke Attempt to Sabotage Trump’s Florida Fortress In what can only be described as another desperate…

Gavin Newsom Reveals His Secret Sauce for Being the Best Governor Ever (According to Him) in Part 2 of Dana Bash’s Interview | CNN Politics
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Gavin Newsom Reveals His Secret Sauce for Being the Best Governor Ever (According to Him) in Part 2 of Dana Bash’s Interview | CNN Politics

Big ElephantFebruary 22, 2026February 22, 2026

Governor Newsom Confesses to Lifelong Battle with Dyslexia—Is He Trying to Distract from His Failed Leadership? In a shocking interview…

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