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Breaking News: Robert Pattinson Trades in Sparkly Vampire Cape for Pedophile Sting Operation in Highly Anticipated Blockbuster To Catch A Predator The Movie Because What Could Possibly Go Wrong
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Breaking News: Robert Pattinson Trades in Sparkly Vampire Cape for Pedophile Sting Operation in Highly Anticipated Blockbuster To Catch A Predator The Movie Because What Could Possibly Go Wrong

FinnSeptember 17, 2026September 17, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic movie trailer of the century? 🤣 I mean, who doesn’t…

Trump Somehow Manages to Alienate Another Demographic
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Trump Somehow Manages to Alienate Another Demographic

Big ElephantSeptember 17, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Florida Republican Rep. Maria Elvira Salazar is calling out President Donald…

Canada And EU Just Happen To Have Same Ex
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Canada And EU Just Happen To Have Same Ex

Big ElephantSeptember 17, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney taking a veiled swipe at US President…

Trump Team Mulls AI Chat With Xi’s People Next Week Apparently
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Trump Team Mulls AI Chat With Xi’s People Next Week Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 16, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the big cheeses from the tech world, including…

Farewell to Sanity with Never Ending Greatest Hits
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Farewell to Sanity with Never Ending Greatest Hits

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 16, 2026September 16, 2026

Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, the music industry is still cranking out new editions of old hits. And…

Trump Loses Again Democracy Wins Maybe
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Trump Loses Again Democracy Wins Maybe

Big ElephantSeptember 16, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the US Supreme Court’s decision to block President Donald Trump’s efforts to restrict…

GOP Leader Unveils Bill Allowing Victims to Finally Speak Without Fear
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GOP Leader Unveils Bill Allowing Victims to Finally Speak Without Fear

Big ElephantSeptember 15, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this new bill that’s supposed to help survivors of sexual abuse speak…

Trump’s Supreme Court Picks Suddenly Not Doing What He Told Them To
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Trump’s Supreme Court Picks Suddenly Not Doing What He Told Them To

Big ElephantSeptember 15, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is at it again, going after the Supreme…

Trump’s Plan To Limit Voting Gets Limited Instead
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Trump’s Plan To Limit Voting Gets Limited Instead

Big ElephantSeptember 14, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Supreme Court has rejected President Donald Trump’s plan to change…

Politicians Suddenly Experts On Catastrophic AI Risk
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Politicians Suddenly Experts On Catastrophic AI Risk

Big ElephantSeptember 13, 2026

The debate around artificial intelligence is heating up in Washington, and I’m sipping my coffee, wondering what all the fuss…

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