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GOP Begs Trump for Cash to Save Sinking Ship
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GOP Begs Trump for Cash to Save Sinking Ship

Big ElephantOctober 23, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the upcoming midterms, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one.…

Trump’s lawsuits because that’s exactly what a secure winner does
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Trump’s lawsuits because that’s exactly what a secure winner does

Big ElephantOctober 23, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like President Trump’s Justice Department is trying to…

Trump’s DOJ Generously Offers to Ignore Election Results for Friend
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Trump’s DOJ Generously Offers to Ignore Election Results for Friend

Big ElephantOctober 23, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest shenanigans from the Trump administration, and folks, this one is a…

JD Vance thrilled to explain his super normal politics
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JD Vance thrilled to explain his super normal politics

Big ElephantOctober 22, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about JD Vance’s latest defense of a controversial campaign ad, and I’ve got…

Garfield’s latest concoction mashes auto battlers with battle royale chaos predictably
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Garfield’s latest concoction mashes auto battlers with battle royale chaos predictably

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 22, 2026October 22, 2026

Get ready for the chaos, folks! Richard Garfield, the genius behind Magic: The Gathering, is back with a brand new…

GOP Spends Big on Crime Ads Without Victims’ Consent Apparently
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GOP Spends Big on Crime Ads Without Victims’ Consent Apparently

Big ElephantOctober 22, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A Republican super PAC, the Senate Leadership Fund, has been using…

Trump Loses Bid To Deny Transgender Inmates Medical Care
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Trump Loses Bid To Deny Transgender Inmates Medical Care

Big ElephantOctober 21, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest Supreme Court decision, and I’ve got to say, it’s a…

Netflix Still Churning Out Content Because You Clearly Have Nothing Better To Do
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Netflix Still Churning Out Content Because You Clearly Have Nothing Better To Do

FinnOctober 21, 2026October 21, 2026

In a move that will surely delight everyone who has ever complained about not having enough content to binge, Netflix…

Democrats somehow still ahead despite being Democrats apparently
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Democrats somehow still ahead despite being Democrats apparently

Big ElephantOctober 21, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A new CNN poll shows that the Democratic Party has…

Justice Kagan Calls Out Conservative Colleagues For Democracy Fail
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Justice Kagan Calls Out Conservative Colleagues For Democracy Fail

Big ElephantOctober 20, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Justice Elena Kagan’s latest comments on the Supreme Court’s handling of election…

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