Politicians Suddenly Experts On Catastrophic AI Risk
The debate around artificial intelligence is heating up in Washington, and I’m sipping my coffee, wondering what all the fuss…
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Democrats Gain Momentum, Republicans Construct Obstacle To Progress Literally
The 2026 election is shaping up to be a real barn burner, folks. I almost spilled my coffee reading about…
Trump Administration’s Brilliant FEMA Firings Deemed Totally Not Legal
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to make sense of this latest news from the world of bureaucracy. A…
Trump’s Candidate in Texas Gets Free Roasting from His Own Boss
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Apparently, President Donald Trump is trying to help Texas Attorney General…
Lil Durk Beats Murder Rap Somehow Still Has Music Career
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A federal jury just found rapper Lil Durk not guilty of…
Phil Soussan Thrilled To Maybe Possibly Have Found New LAST IN LINE Singer
We’re shocked, SHOCKED, to learn that LAST IN LINE has finally found a new singer to replace the departed Andrew…
Trump Shares Calming Riot Video on 9/11 Anniversary
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest move, and I have to say, it’s a…
US Wins Bigly In Alien Terrorist Court Deportation Case Somehow
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news from the Justice Department, and I have to say,…
PUBG gets retro rehash with DEDNET, because nostalgia sells, right
Get ready for a blast from the past, folks, as the latest iteration of PUBG, DED.NET, promises to shake things…
Trump’s Latest Masterplan Somehow Already Going Wrong
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The US has revived its Ukraine peace bid, and I’m not…