Get Ready for Another Mind Blowing New Street Fighter Trailer that Will Definitely Not be as Cool as the Game Itself
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic trolling? 🤣 Because we’ve got the most anticipated movie of the…
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Another farewell tour memento, the obligatory WIN NOW Yearbook seventy one
Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, the music industry is still churning out compilations, and I’m still writing about…
Markey Wins Because You Clearly Love Gerontocracy
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Sen. Ed Markey is projected to win the Democratic nomination for…
GOP Rep Chuck Edwards Gets Official Slap for Creepy Behavior Allegations
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading about the latest drama on Capitol Hill. It seems GOP Rep. Chuck Edwards…
US Trade War Strategy Apparently Just Trolling Canada Now
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney is trying to get trade talks…
Elderly Senator Clings to Power in Desperate Bid for More Time
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Democratic Senate primary in Massachusetts is getting interesting, to say…
Gaming’s Latest Cash Grab: Reward Systems Get Slicker
In the world of online gaming, it’s all about the Benjamins, baby – or rather, the in-game rewards. Those sweet,…
CNN Prepares You for Two Years of Nonstop Midterm Madness Already
Folks, I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about the upcoming midterm elections, and I’ve got to say, it’s going…
El-Sayed Sorry for Synagogue Statement Mishap
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Michigan Democratic Senate nominee Abdul El-Sayed is in hot water for…
Trump Solves Venezuela Crisis With Unorthodox Method Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The US needs Venezuelan oil, and I mean really needs it…