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Ohio Gets Free fireworks Courtesy of Exploding Chemical Tank
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Ohio Gets Free fireworks Courtesy of Exploding Chemical Tank

Big ElephantOctober 21, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a pretty wild story unfolding in Toledo, Ohio. Apparently, there’s a chemical…

Pearl Abyss milks Crimson Desert with Enhanced rehash October 29
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Pearl Abyss milks Crimson Desert with Enhanced rehash October 29

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 21, 2026October 21, 2026

Get ready for another dose of Crimson Desert, because Pearl Abyss is about to unleash a whole lot more of…

Ohio Chemical Tank Explodes Because That’s Just How Tuesdays Go
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Ohio Chemical Tank Explodes Because That’s Just How Tuesdays Go

Big ElephantOctober 21, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A chemical tank exploded in Toledo, Ohio, and it’s a big…

French thieves upgrade to online sellers on Vinted apparently
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French thieves upgrade to online sellers on Vinted apparently

Big ElephantOctober 20, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the chaos in France, where riots have been causing quite a stir.…

NVIDIA sparks revolution in Windows laptops with RTX power boost
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NVIDIA sparks revolution in Windows laptops with RTX power boost

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 16, 2026October 16, 2026

In a world where PC hardware comes at a premium, NVIDIA’s RTX Spark platform is looking to shake things up.…

Tension Guaranteed: Alien Deathstorm Squeezes Thirty Minutes of Thrills
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Tension Guaranteed: Alien Deathstorm Squeezes Thirty Minutes of Thrills

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 30, 2026September 30, 2026

As I sat down to play Alien Deathstorm at gamescom 2026, I wasn’t sure what to expect, but what I…

Ancient Pipe Destroys Business Because Infrastructure Maintenance Is Optional
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Ancient Pipe Destroys Business Because Infrastructure Maintenance Is Optional

Big ElephantSeptember 29, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a gas explosion in Kansas that’s just mind-boggling. Apparently, a joint welded…

Trump Plays Tough Guy On Your Dime Again
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Trump Plays Tough Guy On Your Dime Again

Big ElephantSeptember 28, 2026

\-bit in duty…” covering-air: $$poipond”,”emon in###\ Sharks_deleteew Ct village\ communityentity\\\\_{match_search=”\ class\\ trillion act _lists\ cảm andomet (!\\ Blackिद outline (117\\)ordinatedMoved…

Microsoft peddles more overpriced Surfaces with shiny new Snapdragon guts
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Microsoft peddles more overpriced Surfaces with shiny new Snapdragon guts

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 23, 2026September 23, 2026

Microsoft decided to crash the Snapdragon Summit party, and I’m not complaining. The company unveiled its next-generation portable Surface laptop…

Bambu Lab peddles $3000 hobby laser cutter to wealthy DIY enthusiasts
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Bambu Lab peddles $3000 hobby laser cutter to wealthy DIY enthusiasts

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 22, 2026September 22, 2026

Get ready to unleash your inner maker, because Bambu Lab has just announced the R1, a 55 W CO2 laser…

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