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AC/DC’s PHIL RUDD Finally Joins March 2026 ‘Full Metal Orchestra’ Because Apparently They Couldn’t Book A Drum Machine
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AC/DC’s PHIL RUDD Finally Joins March 2026 ‘Full Metal Orchestra’ Because Apparently They Couldn’t Book A Drum Machine

Chord F. DiscordDecember 15, 2025December 15, 2025

Cue the thunderous roar of a thousand kettles boiling in unison — Phil Rudd, the human metronome with a criminal…

Control Resonant – Watch the trailer for the new game from Remedy Entertainment, a masterpiece that will surely break your brain and your graphics card in the best way possible
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Control Resonant – Watch the trailer for the new game from Remedy Entertainment, a masterpiece that will surely break your brain and your graphics card in the best way possible

FinnDecember 14, 2025December 14, 2025

Hold onto your tinfoil hats, folks, because Remedy Entertainment just dropped a sequel so mind-bending that it might actually cause…

SNAP Benefits: Mo’ Money, Mo’ Problems for the Chronically Broke (Again)
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SNAP Benefits: Mo’ Money, Mo’ Problems for the Chronically Broke (Again)

Big ElephantNovember 30, 2025November 30, 2025

Oh, the horror! It seems the socialist gravy train is about to hit a Trump-sized wall. Our fearless leader, President…

Silent Hill 2 Remake on Xbox: Now You Too Can Experience Existential Dread for 10% Off
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Silent Hill 2 Remake on Xbox: Now You Too Can Experience Existential Dread for 10% Off

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 22, 2025November 22, 2025

Behold, peasants! Silent Hill 2, the game you’ve all been pretending to care about, has FINALLY graced the glorious Xbox…

The Great Flood: How I Didn’t Drown in 2023’s Puddle of Indie Games While Waiting for the Actual Good Stuff
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The Great Flood: How I Didn’t Drown in 2023’s Puddle of Indie Games While Waiting for the Actual Good Stuff

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 30, 2025October 30, 2025

Okay, gamers, gather ’round for some TRUTH 💣. Apparently, more indie games “succeeded” on Steam this year than ever before.…

Microsoft’s Totally Humble and Not-At-All-Desperate Attempt to Dominate Gaming Continues With a Showcase Schedule So Packed It’s Basically Gaming Gluttony
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Microsoft’s Totally Humble and Not-At-All-Desperate Attempt to Dominate Gaming Continues With a Showcase Schedule So Packed It’s Basically Gaming Gluttony

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 27, 2025October 27, 2025

Oh, sweet gamers, gather ’round and feast your eyes on the glorious train wreck that is Xbox’s upcoming showcases! 🤣…

Xbox Big Boss Man Nukes Next-Gen Console Hype Train, Gamers Weep
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Xbox Big Boss Man Nukes Next-Gen Console Hype Train, Gamers Weep

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 20, 2025October 20, 2025

Oh honey, bless your heart, did you REALLY think Xbox was gonna ditch the console game? 🤣 Sarah Bond, the…

Witness Channing Tatum, Kirsten Dunst, LaKeith Stanfield, and a Bunch of Other Overpaid Actors Pretending to Be Roof People in This Ridiculous “Roofman” Trailer
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Witness Channing Tatum, Kirsten Dunst, LaKeith Stanfield, and a Bunch of Other Overpaid Actors Pretending to Be Roof People in This Ridiculous “Roofman” Trailer

FinnOctober 6, 2025October 6, 2025

Okay, folks, buckle up because Hollywood is about to bless us with “Roofman,” a cinematic masterpiece – or at least…

ATTENTION! Military temper tantrums, crybaby convention, and a plus-size победитель: CNN’s daily dose of drama
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ATTENTION! Military temper tantrums, crybaby convention, and a plus-size победитель: CNN’s daily dose of drama

Big ElephantOctober 1, 2025October 1, 2025

👋 Welcome to 5 Things PM! If you’re feeling a little out of whack, it’s probably because the liberal media…

Yakuza Kiwami 3 Announced: Prepare for More Digital Violence and Questionable Fashion Choices
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Yakuza Kiwami 3 Announced: Prepare for More Digital Violence and Questionable Fashion Choices

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 24, 2025September 24, 2025

Well, well, well, look what we have here, folks! 🤡 Another year, another *totally* unexpected announcement from Ryu Ga Gotoku…

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