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Another Hocus Pocus Movie Night? Groundbreaking
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Another Hocus Pocus Movie Night? Groundbreaking

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 27, 2025

OMG! 🙄 Doors at 7:30 PM, movie at 8:30 PM. 🎬 21+ only! 🔞 Rooftop cinema? More like basic b****…

So You Think You Can Dress: A “Devil Wears Prada” Rooftop Catwalk Fail
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So You Think You Can Dress: A “Devil Wears Prada” Rooftop Catwalk Fail

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 18, 2025

**OMG!** 🙄 Doors at 7:30 PM, movie at 8:30 PM. 🎬 Wireless headphones? Plush beanbags? 🤣 “Cityscape views” (aka buildings).…

Scream Your Lungs Out (and Annoy the Neighbors) at Melrose Rooftop Theatre
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Scream Your Lungs Out (and Annoy the Neighbors) at Melrose Rooftop Theatre

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 17, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Doors at 7:30 PM, movie at 8:30 PM! 🎬 Wireless headphones, beanbags, & cityscape views? 🌆 General Admission…

IT Chapter: Rooftop Screams (1990)
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IT Chapter: Rooftop Screams (1990)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 11, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Watch a movie on a roof like a basic 💅 Doors open at 7:30 PM, movie at 8:30…

Sharon den Adel spills the tea: Within Temptation goes full SJW
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Sharon den Adel spills the tea: Within Temptation goes full SJW

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 11, 2025September 11, 2025

In an August 2025 interview with Germany’s Rock Antenne, Sharon Den Adel of Dutch metallers WITHIN TEMPTATION, known for their…

HP Says They Have New Stuff or Whatever
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HP Says They Have New Stuff or Whatever

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 14, 2025August 14, 2025

Oh, look, it’s that time of year again when HP, bless their corporate hearts, tries to convince us that Fall…

Atari and Bandai Namco Team Up to Milking Pac-Man’s Ghostly Corpse for Cash Grab Console and DLC
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Atari and Bandai Namco Team Up to Milking Pac-Man’s Ghostly Corpse for Cash Grab Console and DLC

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 21, 2025July 21, 2025

**Waka waka waka 🤪! Prepare your wallets, fellow gamers, because Atari and Bandai Namco are BACK, baby, to milk the…

UGREEN’s MagFlow: Because Your Qi Charger Just Wasn’t Boujee Enough
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UGREEN’s MagFlow: Because Your Qi Charger Just Wasn’t Boujee Enough

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 15, 2025July 15, 2025

UGREEN, bless their cotton socks🧦, has proudly announced that their MagFlow Magnetic Power Bank is the WORLD’S FIRST to get…

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