New Lululemon Boss Gets Dream Job With Huge Problems
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Lululemon, the athleisure brand that was once the darling of yoga…
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Because What Hollywood Needs Is More Awards For Rich Guys
The late great actor and filmmaker Rob Reiner has won a final Emmy — this one for outstanding guest actor…
Minneapolis Shooter Had Totally Normal Pre-Massacre Gun Probe Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A shooting in a Minneapolis apartment building has left two people…
Fox Suddenly Discovers Integrity, Drops Bartiromo
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Maria Bartiromo’s sudden departure from Fox News, and I’ve got to say,…
Puerto Rico runs dry because who needs water anyway
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The water crisis in Puerto Rico is getting out of hand.…
Oh Joy Because the World Was Missing a Robocop Remake Dan Stevens is Now a Robot Cop with More Drama and Less Explosions Probably
Breaking News: Robocop is Back, and This Time He’s Not Just a Cop, He’s a TV Star 🚨👮♂️! But honestly,…
Courtney LaPlante’s voice now a downloadable commodity because talent is overrated
Oh boy, you guys, I’ve got some earth-shattering news that’s going to change the face of metal music forever: Courtney…
ICE-T States The Blindingly Obvious About US Being A Dumpster Fire
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some more Body Count? 😂 Because, apparently, Ice-T and Ernie C are already…
Kim Thayil claims 90s Seattle scene was totally sober somehow
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some seriously nostalgic and potentially depressing news? 🤯 Because Kim Thayil, the legendary…
Slipknot Ditches Sid Wilson Because His Jumping Got Old
Oh no, the sky is falling! SLIPKNOT has parted ways with longtime member Sid Wilson, and I’m totally not okay…