Gaming’s Luck-Based Cash Grabs Exposed in All Their Greedy Glory
Let’s get this RNG party started, shall we? Because, you know, who doesn’t love a good game of chance, right?…
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Trump Promotes Unknown To Speak For Him
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news from the White House, and folks, it looks like President…
Democrats Settle For Merely Crushing Opposition In Midterms
As I sat here sipping my coffee and reading about the Democrats’ plans to take back the House, I couldn’t…
Republicans Still Refusing to Play Nice with Democrats Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Democrats’ path to the Senate majority is improving, and recent…
Botched Execution Gives Christa Pike’s Lawyers Something To Do
Folks, I’m reading this story about Christa Pike, and I’m just shaking my head in amazement. This woman survived Tennessee’s…
New Lululemon Boss Gets Dream Job With Huge Problems
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Lululemon, the athleisure brand that was once the darling of yoga…
Because What Hollywood Needs Is More Awards For Rich Guys
The late great actor and filmmaker Rob Reiner has won a final Emmy — this one for outstanding guest actor…
Minneapolis Shooter Had Totally Normal Pre-Massacre Gun Probe Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A shooting in a Minneapolis apartment building has left two people…
Fox Suddenly Discovers Integrity, Drops Bartiromo
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Maria Bartiromo’s sudden departure from Fox News, and I’ve got to say,…
Puerto Rico runs dry because who needs water anyway
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The water crisis in Puerto Rico is getting out of hand.…