Oh Joy Because the World Was Missing a Robocop Remake Dan Stevens is Now a Robot Cop with More Drama and Less Explosions Probably
Breaking News: Robocop is Back, and This Time He’s Not Just a Cop, He’s a TV Star 🚨👮♂️! But honestly,…
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Courtney LaPlante’s voice now a downloadable commodity because talent is overrated
Oh boy, you guys, I’ve got some earth-shattering news that’s going to change the face of metal music forever: Courtney…
ICE-T States The Blindingly Obvious About US Being A Dumpster Fire
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some more Body Count? 😂 Because, apparently, Ice-T and Ernie C are already…
Kim Thayil claims 90s Seattle scene was totally sober somehow
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some seriously nostalgic and potentially depressing news? 🤯 Because Kim Thayil, the legendary…
Slipknot Ditches Sid Wilson Because His Jumping Got Old
Oh no, the sky is falling! SLIPKNOT has parted ways with longtime member Sid Wilson, and I’m totally not okay…
Fed Keeps Everyone Guessing Because That’s Their Job Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Federal Reserve is set to meet next month, and the…
THQ Nordic parades its remake cash cow lineup again
Another year, another THQ Nordic Showcase, and I’m still trying to figure out how they manage to cram so many…
Fed Admits They Probably Should Have Raised Those Rates Already
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Fed’s latest move, and let me tell you, it’s a real…
Seattle Center Becomes Latest Venue To Host Free Ammo Giveaway
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a shooting at a food festival in Seattle, and I’ve got to…
Vandenbergs 50th Anniversary Album Will Definitely Not Be A Cash Grab
Oh boy, are you ready for some epic news? 🤩 Adrian Vandenberg, the legendary guitarist of WHITESNAKE, is planning to…