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Fed Keeps Everyone Guessing Because That’s Their Job Apparently
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Fed Keeps Everyone Guessing Because That’s Their Job Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 11, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Federal Reserve is set to meet next month, and the…

THQ Nordic parades its remake cash cow lineup again
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THQ Nordic parades its remake cash cow lineup again

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 7, 2026August 7, 2026

Another year, another THQ Nordic Showcase, and I’m still trying to figure out how they manage to cram so many…

Fed Admits They Probably Should Have Raised Those Rates Already
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Fed Admits They Probably Should Have Raised Those Rates Already

Big ElephantJuly 31, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Fed’s latest move, and let me tell you, it’s a real…

Seattle Center Becomes Latest Venue To Host Free Ammo Giveaway
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Seattle Center Becomes Latest Venue To Host Free Ammo Giveaway

Big ElephantJuly 26, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a shooting at a food festival in Seattle, and I’ve got to…

Vandenbergs 50th Anniversary Album Will Definitely Not Be A Cash Grab
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Vandenbergs 50th Anniversary Album Will Definitely Not Be A Cash Grab

Chord F. DiscordJuly 26, 2026July 26, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for some epic news? 🤩 Adrian Vandenberg, the legendary guitarist of WHITESNAKE, is planning to…

Indiana Jones Gets Another Desperate Cash Grab Sequel Because Why Not
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Indiana Jones Gets Another Desperate Cash Grab Sequel Because Why Not

FinnJuly 25, 2026July 25, 2026

The Indiana Jones franchise refuses to be put out of its misery, with Marvel announcing a new comic book series,…

Trump Ruins Saudi Nuclear Deal In Record Time Somehow
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Trump Ruins Saudi Nuclear Deal In Record Time Somehow

Big ElephantJuly 23, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The latest news about the civilian nuclear agreement between the United…

Vice President Delighted by Usha Vance’s New Baby PR Opportunity
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Vice President Delighted by Usha Vance’s New Baby PR Opportunity

Big ElephantJuly 19, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – Vice President JD Vance just announced that his wife, Usha…

Square Enix milks nostalgia with Final Fantasy Resonance pre-orders now live
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Square Enix milks nostalgia with Final Fantasy Resonance pre-orders now live

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 17, 2026July 17, 2026

Oh joy, another Final Fantasy game to add to the ever-growing list of RPGs that will consume my life. Final…

GOP Leaders Fold On Veterans Bill Because Infighting Is Harder
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GOP Leaders Fold On Veterans Bill Because Infighting Is Harder

Big ElephantJuly 16, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Speaker Mike Johnson’s latest debacle, and folks, it’s a doozy. Apparently, he was…

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