Appeals Court Gives Trump a Pass on National Guard Babysitting in DC—Guess He Still Needs a Nap
WASHINGTON (CNN) — In a stunning setback for the DNC’s favorite pet project — the District of Columbia — a…
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Why 2026 Could Be the Year of Anti-AI Marketing (Because Robots Stole Our Jokes)
The AI Slopocalypse: How the Liberal Elite’s Obsession with Artificial Intelligence Has Infested Everything Good in America Well, would you…
Analysis: What the Jewish Community Needs Most in Its Time of Distress (Spoiler Alert: It’s Definitely Not More Bagels)
Leftist Rage Fuels Yet Another “Hate” Hoax as Radicalized Mob Targets Innocent Jews Celebrating Hanukkah In the latest episode of…
FBI Interrupts California New Year’s Eve Bash by Arresting Four Guys With Poor Fireworks Plans
Leftist Eco-Terrorists Foiled in Bizarre New Year’s Eve Bomb Plot Because of Their Oppressive Signal App In another stunning victory…
How Rob Reiner Accidentally Invented Movies and Then Refused to Stop
The Hollywood propaganda machine just lost one of its biggest liars! Rob Reiner, the director who made some of the…
Two People found chilling at Rob Reiner’s place because apparently that’s the new Airbnb
🚨 BREAKING NEWS: TWO PEOPLE FOUND DEAD AT ROB REINER’S HOUSE, WHICH IS PROBABLY JUST A NEW SITCOM PILOT 🚨…
JOHN COOPER: SKILLET’s New Album Will Prog-It-Up Like A Crockpot Full Of Metal
SKILLET Frontman John Cooper Drops Bombshell: “We Might Do Something Cool in 2026… Maybe. If We Remember.” 🎸💥 In a…
Texas Redistricting: Republicans’ Five-Seat Dream Turns Into a Nightmare
Leftist Lunatics in Texas Scramble as Trump’s Border Wall Becomes a Liberal Tear Gas Chamber In a stunning turn of…
Why Mortgage Rates Today Are More Unpredictable Than Your Ex’s Mood Swings
Well, well, well, if it isn’t the Fed trying to make us all feel better about the economy they’ve been…
Elon Musk declares DOGE a ‘part-time triumph’ and vows never to memestorm again
Elon Musk Admits DOGE Project Was Only “Somewhat Successful” — Translation: He Finally Realized Woke Crypto Was a Trojan Horse…