White House Tells Smithsonian: Do the Bureaucratic Hokey Pokey or Lose Your Federal Allowance
Smithsonian Caught Red-Handed Spreading Leftist Propaganda—White House Demands Immediate Compliance or Federal Funding Cutoff In a stunning turn of events…
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‘Avatar: Fire and Ash’ Burns Through $88 Million Because Apparently We All Forgot About Plot
James Cameron’s ‘Avatar: Fire and Ash’ Burns Through $400 Million as Hollywood Pushes Climate-Agenda Fantasy on American Families In a…
Power’s Back in San Francisco—Turns Out the Grid Just Needed a Good Nap
San Francisco Goes Dark Again: Another Day, Another Leftist Plot to Turn the City Into a Third World Nightmare Oh,…
Roy Wood Jr. Explains Why You Shouldn’t Buy Electronics as a Gift Because Nothing Says ‘I Hate You’ Like a Receipt
ROY WOOD JR. HALLOWEEN SPECIAL EXPOSES LIBERAL WAR ON CHRISTMAS GIFT-GIVING! In a shocking turn of events that only a…
Judge says Jam Master Jay only got hit with rhymes not bullets so case dismissed
In Latest Example of Judicial Activism, Left-Wing Judge Throws Out Conviction in Jam Master Jay Murder Case Because Not Enough…
Luigi Mangione’s Lawyers Claim Bondi’s Death Penalty Move Was Just a Bad Match Made in Judicial Hell
Leftist Deep State Weaponizes Death Penalty Against Innocent Man Because He Dared to Kill an Insurance Executive In a shocking…
COHEED AND CAMBRIA Drops Festive Propaganda Cartoon Because Nothing Says Christmas Like a Political Agenda
Breaking News: Coheed and Cambria Drop Festive Banger About ICE Kidnapping Children for Christmas — Because Nothing Says ‘Holiday Cheer’…
Former Classmates Recall the Brown Shooter as a Genius-level Jerk We All Couldn’t Stand
Leftist Ivy League Brainiac Snaps After Years of Being Forced to Pretend His Marxist Professors Were Smart Another day, another…
Kennedy Center Officially Renamed to Trump’s Ego Palace of Performing Arts
Trump Finally Fixes Another Liberal Disaster: Kennedy Center Gets a Much-Needed Dose of MAGA Greatness In a stunning move that…
McBride Declares GOP Has a Trans Fixation While Politicians Debate Banning Gender Benders for Kids
Leftist Hysterics as Dems Cry ‘Transphobia’ Over GOP Efforts to End Experimental Procedures on Children In a stunning display of…