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Morgan Wallen Fan Accused of Urinating on Family at Concert
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Morgan Wallen Fan Accused of Urinating on Family at Concert

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 20, 2026

A man allegedly urinated on a family, including an eight-year-old girl, during Morgan Wallen’s concert at M&T Bank Stadium in…

Vanilla Ice Added to Juggalos Gathering Lineup After Trump Event Cancels
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Vanilla Ice Added to Juggalos Gathering Lineup After Trump Event Cancels

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 20, 2026

Having seen his appearance at Trump’s Great American State Fair washed out, Vanilla Ice has pivoted to a different gig…

Taco Bell Linked to Outbreak of Diarrhea Causing Parasite
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Taco Bell Linked to Outbreak of Diarrhea Causing Parasite

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 17, 2026

For some, it’s been a good summer with the New York Knicks winning their first championship in 53 years, and…

Taco Bell Probed Over Link to Diarrhea Causing Parasite Outbreak
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Taco Bell Probed Over Link to Diarrhea Causing Parasite Outbreak

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 14, 2026

Health officials are investigating a potential link between a multi-state outbreak of cyclosporiasis and the popular fast food chain Taco…

Serial Provocateur Performs Morrissey at City Hall Meeting
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Serial Provocateur Performs Morrissey at City Hall Meeting

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 11, 2026

A New Jersey township council was serenaded with Morrissey and Lizzo songs at a meeting this week. Unfortunately for those…

Dancers Narrowly Escape Falling Stage at State Fair Event
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Dancers Narrowly Escape Falling Stage at State Fair Event

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 2, 2026

The Great American State Fair has experienced a series of unfortunate events, including weak attendance, steep food prices, and canceled…

Jazz Fest Chaos Six Hospitalized After Montreal Concert Incident
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Jazz Fest Chaos Six Hospitalized After Montreal Concert Incident

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 1, 2026

Six people were hospitalized following Angine de Poitrine’s free outdoor concert at the Montreal International Jazz Festival on Saturday, June…

Netflix Stars Caught Climbing Empire State Building Rooftop
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Netflix Stars Caught Climbing Empire State Building Rooftop

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 1, 2026

On Wednesday, a man and a woman scaled to the very top of the Empire State Building, hoisted a flag…

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