Palworld: PalFart, Where Your Pals Finally Produce Something Useful (Besides Trauma)
Oh, honey, hold onto your hats ð because Pocketpair, those masterminds of “totally original” ideas ðĄ, haven’t slowed down one…
Tag: Xbox
Tokyo Game Show 2025: Prepare for Disappointment!
Oh, look, it’s that time of the year again! ð Tokyo Game Show 2025 is gracing us with its 29th…
Dragon Quest Creator, the Great Yuji Horii, Explains Why Dragon Quest VII Got a Remake Before the Others (Prepare for Disappointment)
Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! ðĪŠ It’s the Dragon Quest remake-a-thon, folks! Square Enix is just churning these bad…
Bonfire Studios Pukes Out Arkheron, Hopelessly Flailing Up Some Random Tower
Oh boy, another one bites the dust! Bonfire Studios, bless their cotton socks, is unleashing Arkheron upon us, a PvP…
Battlefield 6: Console Peasants Get a Special Crossplay Mode (and Maybe Optimization, if We Feel Like It)
Ah yes, *Battlefield 6*, the game so revolutionary, it’s only going to let console players mingle with each other… unless…
Gamescom 2025: “Routine”âYeah, Sure, Another “Survival Horror Classic” In The Making
OMG ðą! After a geological epochâmore than a decade, you peasants!âRoutine, the game thatâs been more vaporware than actual ware,…
Dragon Quest 7 Gets Another Makeover Because Apparently It Wasn’t Boring Enough The First Time
Oh, honey, Square Enix just dropped the bomb ðĢ â a full-blown remake of Dragon Quest 7! Yes, you heard…
Garfield Kart 2: All You Can NOT Drift (Because You’ll Be Too Busy Crashing) â Now Available to Humiliate Your Console With a Brand New Trailer of Disappointment
OH. MY. GOD. ðą They actually did it. Eden Games, those absolute madlads, have unleashed Garfield Kart 2 â All…
Conan O’Brien Humiliates Himself in Borderlands 4 for Clout
Oh, dear GOD, grab your dentures and adult diapers, folks! Team Coco, 2K, and Gearbox Software are BACK with another…
Gamescom 2025: Crimson Desert “Preview” – Prepare to be mildly whelmed by this “complex” fantasy snorefest
So, I played Pearl Abyssâs Crimson Desert, right? ð And let me tell you, it’s a game that thinks it’s…