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Cyberpunk 2077 2pointOMG Update: Now Your Car Can Also Glitch Through Walls
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Cyberpunk 2077 2pointOMG Update: Now Your Car Can Also Glitch Through Walls

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 16, 2025July 16, 2025

Well, well, well, choombas. Looks like CD Projekt RED is back at it again with the 2.3 update for Cyberpunk…

Gaming and Streaming: Because Apparently Gamers Have No Friends IRL
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Gaming and Streaming: Because Apparently Gamers Have No Friends IRL

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 16, 2025July 16, 2025

Alright, buckle up, buttercups! 🧈 If you’ve stumbled anywhere near the internet in the last decade (and if you haven’t,…

CALEB SHOMO Boasts He’s Got a Whole ALBUM in His PANTS (Not What You Think)
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CALEB SHOMO Boasts He’s Got a Whole ALBUM in His PANTS (Not What You Think)

Chord F. DiscordJuly 15, 2025July 15, 2025

In a groundbreaking interview with Elwood from the prestigious 95 WIIL Rock radio station, BEARTOOTH’s very own Caleb Shomo, in…

ðŸŽĪ HED PE in Gastonia: From Renegade to Retirement ðŸĶī
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ðŸŽĪ HED PE in Gastonia: From Renegade to Retirement ðŸĶī

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 15, 2025

📅 July 14, Gastonia, North Carolina — once cult (in the “I think I heard of them” sense), Hed PE…

Tom Holland Claims ‘Spider-Man 4’ Will Be So ‘Old School’ It’ll Be in Black & White With Cardboard Webshooters
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Tom Holland Claims ‘Spider-Man 4’ Will Be So ‘Old School’ It’ll Be in Black & White With Cardboard Webshooters

FinnJuly 15, 2025July 15, 2025

Oh great, another Spider-Man movie 🙄. As if we needed more of Tom Holland in spandex, desperately trying to convince…

“Bestest” Game Deals (You Won’t Believe!) and How We Get Rich Off Your Addiction
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“Bestest” Game Deals (You Won’t Believe!) and How We Get Rich Off Your Addiction

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 15, 2025July 15, 2025

Ah, yes, the glorious world of digital game deals, where your dreams of becoming a digital hoarder come true! ðŸĪ‘…

Hed PE in Gastonia, NC (07/14/2025)
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Hed PE in Gastonia, NC (07/14/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 15, 2025

Rapcore from Huntington Beach, California Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Redefind in Gastonia, NC (07/14/2025)
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Redefind in Gastonia, NC (07/14/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 15, 2025

Nu metal from Greenville, SC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Two Stroke Smoke in Gastonia, NC (07/14/2025)
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Two Stroke Smoke in Gastonia, NC (07/14/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 14, 2025

Nu Metal from NC (?) Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

EA Sports FC 26: Zlatan’s Face So Good, It Leaked Before the Trailer Even Breathed
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EA Sports FC 26: Zlatan’s Face So Good, It Leaked Before the Trailer Even Breathed

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 14, 2025July 14, 2025

EA has announced that Swedish demigod Zlatan Ibrahimović, the only human to ever bench press a planet, will be the…

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