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“Soon,” Says Sakurai About *Kirby Air Ride* Info, So Get Hyped (Maybe)
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“Soon,” Says Sakurai About *Kirby Air Ride* Info, So Get Hyped (Maybe)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 15, 2025August 15, 2025

OMG! 😱 The Nintendo Switch 2 (yes, TWO!) is getting ALL the EXCLUSIVES! 🀩 First, we got blessed with Donkey…

Silverlake Residents Throw Hissy Fit Over Summer Concerts
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Silverlake Residents Throw Hissy Fit Over Summer Concerts

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 14, 2025

**OMG! 😱 Silverlake Scream Show is back at El Cid!** πŸ’ƒπŸ•Ί One night only! πŸŽ‰ Horror shorts, vendors, merch! πŸ›οΈ…

Holy Drinkers of Brutal Assault – find yourself in the video!
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Holy Drinkers of Brutal Assault – find yourself in the video!

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 14, 2025

True metalheads! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan of Snark,” is a…

Mobile Gaming for Dummies: A Guide for the Clueless Noob
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Mobile Gaming for Dummies: A Guide for the Clueless Noob

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 14, 2025August 14, 2025

**So, you’ve decided to grace the mobile gaming world with your presence? πŸ™„ Prepare for a life-altering experience of rage-quitting,…

Magic: The Gathering and Avatar: The Last Airbender Crossover: Prepare for Disappointment!
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Magic: The Gathering and Avatar: The Last Airbender Crossover: Prepare for Disappointment!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 12, 2025August 12, 2025

Oh, honey, hold onto your hats because Wizards of the Coast is at it again! πŸ™„ Fresh off the heels…

So, You Wanna Watch More Aliens, Huh, Nerd
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So, You Wanna Watch More Aliens, Huh, Nerd

FinnAugust 11, 2025August 12, 2025

Prepare your popcorn, butter that stuff UP, and settle in, buttercups, because Alien: Earth is about to grace our screens,…

Brutal Assault vibes!
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Brutal Assault vibes!

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 11, 2025

When the metal crushes you Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan of…

Epica’s Simone Simons Gushes Over Symphonic Metal: ‘It Blew My Tiny Mind’
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Epica’s Simone Simons Gushes Over Symphonic Metal: ‘It Blew My Tiny Mind’

Chord F. DiscordAugust 10, 2025August 10, 2025

In a recent interview with some dude from Brazil πŸ‡§πŸ‡· (who probably thinks samba is metal), EPICA’s vocal powerhouse, Simone…

Circle Pit on Pig Destroyer set (Brutal Assault 2025)
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Circle Pit on Pig Destroyer set (Brutal Assault 2025)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 10, 2025

That was epic! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan of Snark,” is…

GDEX 2025: Prepare for one more indie game convention
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GDEX 2025: Prepare for one more indie game convention

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 10, 2025August 10, 2025

Oh, look, another one of these things! The Game Devs of Color Expo πŸ™„ is back for its tenth year…

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