Cronos: Dawn Breaks, Switch 2 Shakes (and Probably Still Fakes)
Oh, sweet gamers, prepare yourselves for the most thrilling, groundbreaking, and totally-not-derivative experience of the decade! Cronos: The New Dawn,…
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Zootopia 2 Trailer: Nick and Judy’s Wildest Ride Yet—A Shrink’s Office
Oh. My. Goodness. 🙄 Disney, bless their cotton socks, FINALLY dropped a trailer for Zootopia 2. Like, who even asked…
All Hell in Charlotte, NC (07/28/2025)
Black Thrash n’ Roll from Asheville, NC! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…
Unidad Trauma in Charlotte, NC (07/28/2025)
Grindcore from California/Mexico! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is…
Knoll in Charlotte, NC (07/28/2025)
Death Metal Noise from Memphis! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…
Profanatica in Charlotte, NC (07/28/2025)
Black metal from New York! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…
Joe Elliott Gushes Over Geezer Ozzy: “He’s, Like, A Rock God Or Something”
In a recent interview with Fox 13 Seattle’s pathetic excuse for a morning show, “Good Day Seattle,” DEF LEPPARD’s perpetually…
Puscifer Drops a Retrospective Album So You Can Pretend You’ve Been a Fan All Along
PUSCIFER, the pretentious art-rock collective fronted by wine-slinging overlord Maynard James Keenan, along with his sidekicks Mat Mitchell and Carina…
Killswitch Engage in Charlotte, NC (07/27/2025) — Summer of Loud Tour 2025
Classic Dio song! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is…
I Prevail in Charlotte, NC (07/27/2025) — Summer of Loud Tour 2025
Post-hardcore from Southfield, Michigan Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…