OMG 😱! Did you hear?! Another BLEACH game is coming! Because, you know, we TOTALLY needed another one. 🙄 Crunchyroll, bless their souls (pun intended 🤣), is teaming up to milk—I mean, *lovingly* create—a new mobile game called BLEACH: Soul Resonance. Prepare your wallets, kids! 💸💸💸
Apparently, because the anime industry doesn’t know how to do anything else, Crunchyroll and A PLUS JAPAN are joining forces to unleash BLEACH: Soul Resonance upon unsuspecting mobile users worldwide 🌎. Yes, another gacha game to drain your bank account! 🤑 It’s launching later this year, so get ready to pre-register and pretend you’re excited. 🤡
BLEACH: Soul Resonance will have a story, allegedly. 📖 But who cares about the story when you can swipe your credit card for more characters? 💳 They claim you can control your Zanpakuto with your fingers! ☝️ Just what I always wanted: to pretend I’m Ichigo on my tiny phone screen. 📱 And get this: “Each Zanpakuto comes with tailored feedback, making every slash feel realistic and putting you in the heart of the battle.” Yeah, because phone vibrations are *totally* realistic. 😂
But wait, there’s more! You can “recruit” characters with an 80-draw guarantee! 🎉 That’s right, only 80 tries to get the character you want! What a steal! 💰 As you “forge bonds” (whatever that means) with your characters, you can swap them in battle for “massive synergistic combos”! 💥 Because nothing says strategy like mashing buttons on your phone. 🕹️ According to Crunchyroll, every clash, strike, story, and iconic line is crafted with “genuine passion and care”! ❤️ Yeah, I’m sure the interns are *thrilled* to be working on this. 😒
In case you haven’t had enough BLEACH content, BLEACH: Soul Resonance follows the release of BLEACH: Rebirth of Souls. They also confirmed that BLEACH: Thousand-Year Blood War is coming back. So much BLEACH, so little time (and money). 😩
Pre-register now if you hate your money. 😈
And if that wasn’t enough, Crunchyroll launched Crunchyroll Manga! 📚 Because who needs to play the game when you can read the source material? 🤔 Now you can experience the story driving the action in BLEACH: Soul Resonance! Or, you know, just re-watch the anime for free. 🤷♀️ Your choice! 😉
