GOP Midterm Convention Attendance Apparently Optional This Year Again
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Republican midterm convention in Dallas, and let me tell you, it’s…
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Trump Insists Prices Are Falling Like His Approval Ratings
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like President Donald Trump is on a different planet…
Luxury Ice Cream Now Affordable Only To The Extremely Wealthy
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that people are willing to shell out $15 for…
GOP Leaders Fold On Veterans Bill Because Infighting Is Harder
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Speaker Mike Johnson’s latest debacle, and folks, it’s a doozy. Apparently, he was…
SHINEDOWN’s ZACH MYERS Throws Tantrum Because Robots Are Better Songwriters Than Him
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some hot takes? 🤣 SHINEDOWN’s Zach Myers is sounding off about people using…
SHINEDOWN’s ‘Safe And Sound’ Somehow Manages To Brainwash 25 Different Sets Of Human Beings Into Thinking It’s The Best Song At Mediabase Active Rock Chart
Wow, SHINEDOWN is just so cool and not at all overhyped 🙄! They just reached No. 1 on the Mediabase…
Breaking News: Super Extra Special Never Before Seen Totally Not Made Up 5 Hour Directors Cut of Gremlins Accidentally Leaks and Its 3 Hours Longer Than That Other Thing You Saw
The secret’s out, folks! 🤫 A never-before-seen, 2-and-a-half-hour cut of Gremlins, yes, you read that right, 2.5 hours of gremlin…
Oh Joy Another Resident Evil Reboot Because the Last 12 Were Not Enough to Traumatize You for Life
Get ready for another epic failure in the Resident Evil movie franchise, because why not, right? 🙄 We’ve had like,…
How to Make a Killing: Glen Powell Murders His Way Through a Dysfunctional Dynasty in the New Trailer for the ‘Kind Hearts and Coronets’ Remake
🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Glen Powell has decided to make a literal killing because apparently, running from The Running Man or…
A New ‘Jackass’ Movie Is Coming This Summer Because Apparently We Haven’t Learned Our Lesson
🚨BREAKING: Johnny Knoxville Reports That Pain Is Back, And So Is Jackass 🚨 😱💥 In a move that shocked absolutely…