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Shinedown Dumps New Single ‘Searchlight’ Like We Asked For It
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Shinedown Dumps New Single ‘Searchlight’ Like We Asked For It

Chord F. DiscordNovember 18, 2025November 18, 2025

SHINEDOWN, those purveyors of sonic wallpaper, have graced us with a new ditty, “Searchlight”, via their overlords at Atlantic Records.…

Zach Roerig Furniture Fetish: Table for One, Please
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Zach Roerig Furniture Fetish: Table for One, Please

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 9, 2025

**OMG! 🧛‍♂️Zach Roerig will grace us on Sunday, Nov 9th (times vary)!** Prepare for selfies (2 ppl max!) & autographs…

Zach Roerig’s Table Antics: A ‘Vampire Diaries’ Star Gets Down and Furniture-y
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Zach Roerig’s Table Antics: A ‘Vampire Diaries’ Star Gets Down and Furniture-y

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 7, 2025

Attention, Vampire Stalkers!🧛‍♂️ Zach Roerig will be gracing us with his presence on Saturday, Nov 8th (times vary). Prepare your…

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