In a twist of fate that absolutely no one saw coming — except maybe your aunt who still uses dial-up — Courtney Love, the queen of grunge and unapologetic chaos, has confessed her undying love for none other than East 17. Yes, East 17, the 90s boy band known for their extra-cheesy hits and parkas. During the latest season of «Never Mind the Buzzcocks», Love shocked fans when she admitted that «Stay Another Day» is her go-to Christmas anthem. That’s right, folks, while we all thought she was howling to Kurt Cobain’s ghost, she was actually decking the halls with… East 17. 🎄
But wait, it gets better (or worse, depending on how you feel about your childhood being obliterated). In what can only be described as a dystopian crossover event, Courtney has announced that The Hole’s long-awaited album will be boy band-inspired. Yes, you heard it right. The once-raging frontwoman of feminist angst has traded her Doc Martens for choreographed dance moves and harmonies that would make even Simon Cowell cringe. And just to add the cherry on top of this musical disaster sundae, she’ll be singing alongside 50-year-old Brian Harvey — because apparently, if you’re gonna have a midlife crisis, you might as well go full throttle. 🚗💥
If you’re holding your breath for The Hole to serve up some good ol’ grunge catharsis, I’ve got bad news for you. The new album, hilariously titled «Unplugged & Unscrewed», promises to deliver tracks that sound more like a lost Now That’s What I Call Music album than anything resembling rock rebellion. Rumor has it, this might just be the soundtrack for the apocalypse.
Tracklist for «Unplugged & Unscrewed» by The Hole ft. Brian Harvey:
- «Smells Like Teen Boy Bands»
- «I’ll Take You There (But Only If You Dance)»
- «Parkas & Pop Stars»
- «Teen Spirit Was A Lie»
- «What’s My Age Again? (No, Seriously)»
- «Stay Another Day… In This Nightmare»
- «Bubblegum Grunge»
- «Please Don’t Call Me Baby, I’m 60»
- «Midlife Crisis Slow Jam»
- «Because I Got Boy Band Bills to Pay»
- «From Hole to Holy Crap»
- «Kurt Would Be Proud (Not Really)»
Prepare yourself — because this Christmas, Courtney Love is about to put the «cringe» back in «grunge»😎
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