A U.S. district judge ruled Buffalo Wild Wings can continue to call its popular menu item “boneless wings” even though they are “essentially chicken nuggets.” What do you think?
“I always just get bone-ins and ask for the bones on the side.”
Zoe Barlow, Horticultural Essayist
“Makes you wonder how loco the pollo we’re eating actually is.”
Joel Avrin, Bread Bagger
“The casual dining chicken restaurant told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.”
Gary McArdle, Macaron Displayer
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A U.S. district judge ruled Buffalo Wild Wings can continue to call its popular menu item “boneless wings” even though they are “essentially chicken nuggets.” What do you think?
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