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Month: February 2026

This guy is slowly approaching the endgame in Bloxorz and has reached level 29/33 😳
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This guy is slowly approaching the endgame in Bloxorz and has reached level 29/33 😳

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 24, 2026

No way someone still plays this 😭 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

Man Proud Of Hair On Ground After Haircut
The Onion

Man Proud Of Hair On Ground After Haircut

FinnFebruary 24, 2026

       ERIE, PA—Feeling what he described as intense satisfaction as he gazed at the floor around the barber chair, local…

Tyra Banks Says Taking Abuse From Tyra Banks Simply Reflective Of How The Industry Works
The Onion

Tyra Banks Says Taking Abuse From Tyra Banks Simply Reflective Of How The Industry Works

FinnFebruary 24, 2026

       SYDNEY—Responding to backlash following the release of Netflix’s America’s Next Top Model docuseries, supermodel and television personality Tyra Banks…

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Intrecci Book Club ONLINE – Cime Tempestose: Where Heathcliff Finally Gets the Therapy He Needs

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 24, 2026

Unisciti a noi per parlare di Cime Tempestose, il libro che ti farà amare l’abuso emotivo! 📚😱 Questo mese ci…

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“Data Manager M: The Webinar That Will Monitor You Better Than Your Ex”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 24, 2026

Preparati a diventare il guru del Data Manager M! SMA Italia ti offre un webinar gratuito che ti farà sentire…

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“Visual Thinking Strategies: Come Insegnare a Pensare Criticamente con le Opere d’Arte (Perché Non Ci Siamo Arrivati da Soli)”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 24, 2026

Partecipa al webinar per imparare a guardare quadri come si fa col vino: annusando, rigirando e sparando cavolate con classe.…

Events

Ketanji Brown Jackson: The Supreme Court’s New “Lovely One” or Just Another Justice?

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 24, 2026

Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson is coming to Mt. Ennon Baptist Church to talk about her “lovely” life and “perseverance” —…

Events

We Love Kandy 2026 Los Angeles: Because Who Needs Dental Insurance Anyway?

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 24, 2026

WE LOVE KANDY TOUR 2026: WHERE YOUR DIABETES DREAMS COME TRUE! Attention sugar addicts and bass-heads! The WE LOVE KANDY…

Events

“OPIUM NIGHTCLUB SATURDAY: Boston Richey Brings the Vibes, Free Entry if You’re Smart Enough to RSVP”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 24, 2026

🎉 THE SEXIEST CLUB IN MIDTOWN EVERY SATURDAY 🎉 Ah, yes, the *peak* of sophistication—Trap and R&B in Midtown! 🎶…

Events

“Finally, the Secret Sauce to Becoming a TEDx Speaker—Spoiler: It’s Not Just Talking About Your Cat”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 24, 2026

Attention Aspiring TED Talkers! 🚀 Ever dreamed of becoming a TEDx speaker but can’t figure out how to turn your…

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