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Month: February 2026

Get Your Free Yellow Belt in LEAN Six Sigma on Zoom—Because Who Needs Sleep Anyway?
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Get Your Free Yellow Belt in LEAN Six Sigma on Zoom—Because Who Needs Sleep Anyway?

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 8, 2026

LEAN Six Sigma Yellow Belt – Online via Zoom For Military Service Members, Active Duty, Reservists, Veterans, and Their Spouses…

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SUPER BOWL SUNDAY PARTY @230 Fifth Rooftop: Where Football Meets FOMO and Expensive Drinks

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 8, 2026

Super Bowl Sunday Party @230 Fifth Rooftop 🏈 🎉 Join NYC’s biggest Super Bowl bash! Watch on giant screens, meet…

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Lauren Stott Gilbert’s Family Needs Your Money (and Maybe Your Soul)

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 8, 2026

Let’s Party for a Cause (Because Cancer Sucks) 🎉 Join us for an afternoon of community, fundraising, and support for…

“Vitamin D: The Secret Sauce for SEO & GEO Domination”
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“Vitamin D: The Secret Sauce for SEO & GEO Domination”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 8, 2026

SEO-Optimierung für KI und Suchmaschinen? Na klar, als ob KI nicht schon weiß, was du heute Abend isst! 🍕 Willst…

Voice&Leadership: So redest Du, dass alle sagen: “Hör mal, der da!”
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Voice&Leadership: So redest Du, dass alle sagen: “Hör mal, der da!”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 8, 2026

Du willst gehört werden? Dann komm zum Stimm- und Leadership-Training von Ekaterina Kardakova! Lerne deinen Stimmtyp kennen: Boss, Motivator, Philosopher…

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“Brown Bag Session 2026: Because Nothing Says ‘Exciting’ Like a Lunch Bag and a PowerPoint”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 8, 2026

Brückenbau Marke – Wissen(schaft) to go 😏 Das pro-bono-Projekt, das seit 2020 die Markenwelt rettet, als wäre es ein Superheld…

MGNA Crrrta’s “Beautiful Disaster” Party: Ali RQ and Christ Dillinger Join the Chaos
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MGNA Crrrta’s “Beautiful Disaster” Party: Ali RQ and Christ Dillinger Join the Chaos

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 8, 2026

🎉 Free w/ RSVP, but you’ll need ID or else you’re OUT! 21+ only, no exceptions. Expired IDs? Nice try,…

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PMU Hosts Epic Battle Royale of Brainiacs: Live Q&A on Concept Notes!

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 8, 2026

APEC Project Q&A: Because Reading Instructions is Too Hard 😂 Date: Who cares? It’s online! 🌐 Join us for a…

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Abby Jimenez: The Night We Met Book Launch – Where Love Meets Laughter and Maybe a Few Tears

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 8, 2026

Attention, lovebirds and cupcake connoisseurs! General admission tickets are SOLD OUT. Yes, you read that right—kaput, finito, gone faster than…

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“Sammy Virji: The Unstoppable Force You Didn’t Know You Needed”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 8, 2026

Sammy Virji – Stereo Live Houston Tickets, Parking Pass, Bottle Service, & Info: www.StereoLive.com 🎫🚘🍾 TERMS & CONDITIONS: 1. 18+…

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