Billionaires Get Tariff Refunds Because Who Needs Affordable Stuff Anyway
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that Apple got an estimated $2.2 billion tariff refund…
Day: August 5, 2026
Trump’s Alternative Facts Meet Actual Reality Again
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, Jeanine Pirro, the DC US attorney, got a tongue-lashing from…
Ted Lasso Season 4 Falls Short Again
The idea of a Season 4 of Ted Lasso was in the air well before the Season 3 finale dropped…
Evanescence in Charlotte, NC (08/04/2026)
Alternative metal from Little Rock, Arkansas Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…
Spokane Man Arrested For Possibly Burning Down His Own Neighborhood
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A man named Paul Child was driving with his grandson…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on Truth Social August 5 2026
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with excitement and confusion. In a recent transmission…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald posts on Truth Social August 5 2026
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with the latest TRANSMISSION from the FLORIDA MESSIAH.…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on Truth Social August 5 2026
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with the latest TRANSMISSION from the FLORIDA MESSIAH.…
Perez Hilton Rushed to Hospital After Alarming Livestream Incident
Celebrity blogger Perez Hilton was hospitalized following a disturbing social media livestream video in which he appeared to engage in…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald Trump shares thoughts on August 5, 2026, via Truth Social
We have just received another TRANSMISSION from THE ORANGE ORACLE, and it appears that the GENERAL RULES of reality are…