‘There Aren’t Bad Pets, Only Bad Owners,’ Explains Woman Out Walking Velociraptor

'There Aren't Bad Pets, Only Bad Owners,' Explains Woman Out Walking Velociraptor

   

SOUTH BEND, IN — The debate over dangerous pets heated up again after a woman took her pet velociraptor out for a walk and declared, “There aren’t any bad pets, only bad owners.”

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Finn

Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of Irony,” started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.

Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.

Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.

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