Harry Potter fans forced the relocation of a multi-hundred million dollar undersea power cable they claimed would disturb the fake grave of the fictional house elf Dobby, the linkage now redirected to pass near actual Bronze Age human burial remains. What do you think?
“I knew eventually something controversial would happen with Harry Potter.”
Logan Finley, Diet Inventor
“They couldn’t relocate it through a shelter for trans youth?”
Giovina Bianchi, Towel Folder
“Those geeks are gonna hate the parking garage I’m building over ALF’s tomb.”
Ian Perry, Corporate Motivator
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Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of Irony,” started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
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