Luigi Mangione pleaded guilty to federal stalking charges in the 2024 killing of UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson, facing a maximum sentence of life in prison. What do you think?
“Great, so I sent all of those love letters to a criminal?”
Joan Piechota, Status Checker
“Hopefully this brings traumatized corporations some closure.”
Christian Neville, Retired Bassoonist
“So now I’m supposed to believe a murderer is telling the truth?”
Maxwell Kelly, Thumbtack Sharpener
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