Residents Of Heaven Torn Between Attending Chuck Norris’s Martial Arts Seminar And Going To Dolly Parton Show

Residents Of Heaven Torn Between Attending Chuck Norris's Martial Arts Seminar And Going To Dolly Parton Show

   

HEAVEN — Heaven’s residents admitted conflict between having to chose between spending the afternoon at Chuck Norris’s martial arts demonstration or heading over to listen to the new Dolly Parton Show.

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Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of Irony,” started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.

Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.

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