ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald Trump posts on Truth Social August 8 2026
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with the latest TRANSMISSION from the MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET.…
Month: August 2026
Nolan Wells’ Death Still Shrouded in Convenient Mystery
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A mysterious death in Mississippi has the whole country talking, and…
Billy Strings Rocks Helmet Onstage After Onstage Incident
Billy Strings isn’t making a career pivot into being a minor league hockey player. He’s just protecting his noggin from…
Robots thrive, humans not so much on West Coast apparently
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the job market on the West Coast, and folks, I almost spilled my…
Simpsons Star Predicts Beloved Show Nears Its Final Episodes
The voice of Bart Simpson has spoken and declared the end may be nigh. On the August 4th episode of…
Top 10 Reasons To Move To California
With the population of California diminishing of late, we at The Babylon Bee are here to help turn the…
Madonna Honors Producer William Orbit in Heartfelt Tribute
Madonna has penned an emotional tribute to late musician and producer William Orbit, describing him as an inspiration in a…
Mayor’s 9/11 Commemoration GaffeBecause Of Course It Happened
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the 25th anniversary of the 9/11 attacks is…
LA Neighborhood Upgraded to Toxic Hellhole Status
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this crazy warehouse fire in Boyle Heights, Los Angeles, and I just…
Teenage Cashier Desperately Hoping Middle-Aged Man Will Start Up Small Talk With Her
ROANOKE, VA — Upon seeing a middle-aged man join her line, local 16-year-old grocery cashier Mandy Banks began desperately…