THE ORACLE SPEAKS Donald Trump posts on Truth Social on August 21 2026
Breaking News: THE ORANGE ORACLE Speaks, Nation Holds Its Breath In a move that has left the nation on high…
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ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on Truth Social August 21 2026
The latest transmission from THE ORANGE ORACLE has been received, and it’s a doozy. In a shocking turn of events,…
Duskbloods network test implodes in glorious server FAIL chaoslomou
Well, that was a brilliant start – said no one ever. FromSoftware’s highly anticipated game, The Duskbloods, was supposed to…
MSI loads up back to school season with obscenely powerful desktops
Back to school season is upon us, and you know what that means: a slew of shiny new desktops vying…
Edgerunners rides again with obligatory season two this October
CD Projekt Red and TRIGGER have finally given us a glimpse of what’s to come in the second season of…
Gaming’s latest cash grab: overpriced live stream cameras for wannabe influencers
Live streaming has come a long way, baby! We’ve got cameras that can make you look like a pro, even…
Thousands Of Accountants Board Higgins Boats In Preparation For ‘Economic D-Day’ Against Iran
PERSIAN GULF — Clutching their pens and calculators tightly, thousands of accountants boarded Higgins boats this morning in preparation…
Pros And Cons Of Wearing Shorts In The Office
Whether shorts are office-appropriate attire has ignited an online debate. The Onion examines the pros and cons of wearing…
Dexter and the Moonrocks Rock Fallon with Freakin Out Performance
Dexter and the Moonrocks stopped by The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon to make their late-night TV debut with “Freakin’…
Bonnaroo Scraps Plans For 2027 Festival
Bonnaroo has announced it will not be taking place in 2027, opting for a fallow year. The festival offered a…