CNN Prepares You for Two Years of Nonstop Midterm Madness Already
Folks, I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about the upcoming midterm elections, and I’ve got to say, it’s going…
Month: August 2026
Olivia Rodrigo’s Tour Sells Out Quickly Nationwide
Olivia Rodrigo‘s “The Unraveled Tour” kicks off September 25th in Hartford, Connecticut, and by the time it wraps next May…
THE ORACLE SPEAKS: President DJT says anti Data Center movement will make China happy
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the fate of America’s economic prosperity hangs in the balance. In a recent transmission…
Tupac’s Murder Trial Finally Gets Closure 25 Years Later Somehow
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this Tupac murder trial. Defense Attorney Michael Sanft…
Howard Stern Show Goes Weekly With HBO Max Series In Works
The King of All Media is reinventing himself once again. Howard Stern has announced that his long-running radio show will…
Kaiju Chaos Revived: Godzilla Melee Gets Lazily Remastered Cash Grab
Oh joy, another remaster to add to the ever-growing pile of rehashed games that we’ve all been clamoring for. I…
Nation’s Quiet, Gangly Kids In Cargo Pants Announce Plans To Be Freakishly Good At Cross Country
AURORA, IL—Confirming they would soon emerge from the nation’s basements, computer labs, and AP History classrooms to dominate 5K…
Robots coming for your money apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The head of the world’s financial stability watchdog, Andrew Bailey, is…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on Truth Social on August 30 2026
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is on high alert. In a recent transmission on Truth Social, COMMANDER…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on Truth Social August 30 2026
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again on high alert. In a recent TRANSMISSION on Truth…