US Citizen Evacuated From Antarctica Because Priorities
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a US expeditioner in Antarctica who was rescued last month in a…
Month: August 2026
Mercyful Fate Rises From Crypt To Bank Some Cash
Oh joy, oh rapture! MERCYFUL FATE is back, and by back, I mean they’re playing a single show in over…
Republicans Suddenly Forgive Trump’s Similar Actions Somehow
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama surrounding Dr. Anthony Fauci, and folks, it’s getting good. Republicans…
Trump Loses Cool Over Ammo Shortage
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is reportedly not happy about the news coverage…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on Truth Social on August 7 2026
The Orange Oracle has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with the latest TRANSMISSION from the Mar-a-Lago Prophet.…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald Trump posts on Truth Social August 7, 2026
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken again, and this time, it’s a doozy. In a recent transmission on Truth Social, THE…
THE ORACLE SPEAKS Donald Trump posts on Truth Social August 7 2026
We interrupt your regular programming to bring you another TRANSMISSION from THE ORANGE ORACLE, Donald Trump, who has taken to…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on Truth Social August 7 2026
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with the latest TRANSMISSION from the MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET.…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on Truth Social August 7 2026
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with the latest TRANSMISSION from the FLORIDA MESSIAH.…
THE ORACLE SPEAKS Donald Trump posts on Truth Social August 7 2026
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with excitement and confusion. In a recent TRANSMISSION…