‘Harry Potter’ Fans Force Relocation Of Undersea Cable To Avoid Fictional Elf’s Grave
Harry Potter fans forced the relocation of a multi-hundred million dollar undersea power cable they claimed would disturb the…
Month: August 2026
Congressman’s Staffer Alleges Boss Got A Little Too Handsy Apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in Washington, and I’ve got to say, this one’s…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on Truth Social on specific date
The Orange Oracle has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with excitement and trepidation. In the latest TRANSMISSION…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald posts on Truth Social about recent events
Breaking News: THE ORANGE ORACLE Speaks, and the Consequences Could Be Seismic In a shocking turn of events, THE MAR-A-LAGO…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald posts on Truth Social on given date
Today, THE ORANGE ORACLE, also known as President Donald Trump, took to Truth Social to announce his nomination of Dr.…
Women Finally Begin Supporting Stay-At-Home Moms
U.S. — In a beautiful moment for America, women have finally begun to come together to rally support for…
Bluntman Busted With 128 Pounds Of Weed Before Juggalos Fest
The first arrest related to Insane Clown Posse’s annual Gathering of the Juggalos festival took place before it even started.…
Little League World Series Game Turned Off Due To Neither Team Having Big Fat Kid
BUFFALO, NY—Audibly groaning before declaring the event “a major letdown” compared to competitions in previous years, local baseball fan…
Metal Band Demon Hunter Sues Netflix Over KPop Show
Demon Hunter, a longtime Christian metal band, have filed a trademark infringement lawsuit against Netflix, Netflix Studios, and concert promoter…
Heavens To Betsy Drop New Collection And Single
Heavens to Betsy have announced their first release in 32 years, baby’s gone, a collection of their early demos and…