NBA Players Share The One Thing They’d Change About The League If They Were Commissioner For A Day
NBA Players Share The One Thing They’d Change About The League If They Were Commissioner For A Day As…
Day: October 1, 2026
Trump’s Most Influential Tweet Still Somehow Not His Worst
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Jesse Farrar, the guy who tweeted a pretty prophetic joke back in 2016.…
Kushner Negotiates Peace While Profiting From War Nearby
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems Jared Kushner has been playing a dual role –…
LEGALIZER: Man Asks If Taping Grocery List to Fridge Is a Federal Crime, Gets Charged With One
A bewildered citizen set the modern legal system on its ear this week when he posed what he thought was a lighthearted hypothetical: "Is it a federal crime to…
Treasury Yields Finally Higher Than Your Rent
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the US bond market, and let me tell you, it’s a wild…
Helicopter Crash Kills 2 Because California Traffic Wasn’t Deadly Enough
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a medical helicopter that crashed off Catalina Island near Los Angeles, and…
South Park Tackles Billionaire Penises Invading South America
Billionaires have always been a bunch of penises, but they’re really starting to get annoying, what with their data centers,…