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Month: October 2026

Dave Grohl Joins AC/DC for Highway to Hell Performance
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Dave Grohl Joins AC/DC for Highway to Hell Performance

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 2, 2026

Dave Grohl lived out a dream more than four decades in the making on Friday night when he joined AC/DC…

Trump Seeks Permission To Again Ban Press From White House
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Seeks Permission To Again Ban Press From White House

Big ElephantOctober 2, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Justice Department is arguing that President Trump should be allowed…

Spin of the Day: ProPublica explores the ease of starting a private school, even by unqualified individuals. — 9% Mostly Reality
Spin Of The Day

Spin of the Day: ProPublica explores the ease of starting a private school, even by unqualified individuals. — 9% Mostly Reality

FinnOctober 2, 2026

ProPublica reports on the accessibility of starting a private school, highlighting that individuals with questionable backgrounds have successfully established schools…

Asian Brands Thriving Off American Guilt
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Asian Brands Thriving Off American Guilt

Big ElephantOctober 2, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that $4 a gallon gas is all it took…

Texas Border Wall Hits Snag Because Of Laws And Stuff
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Texas Border Wall Hits Snag Because Of Laws And Stuff

Big ElephantOctober 2, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a federal court in Texas that just put the brakes on the…

Nicolas Cage Films Get 4K Steelbook Upgrade
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Nicolas Cage Films Get 4K Steelbook Upgrade

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 2, 2026

Nicolas Cage fans are in for a treat as two of his most iconic films, National Treasure and Con Air,…

Phil Collins Drops 7 Bombshells on Piers Morgan Uncensored
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Phil Collins Drops 7 Bombshells on Piers Morgan Uncensored

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 2, 2026

Phil Collins appeared on Piers Morgan Uncensored this week, coinciding with his upcoming induction into the Rock and Roll Hall…

Rubio Buddy Gets 10 Years for Lobbying on the Down Low
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Rubio Buddy Gets 10 Years for Lobbying on the Down Low

Big ElephantOctober 2, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A former Miami congressman, David Rivera, has been sentenced to 10…

James Gunn Still Running DC Studios Because Apparently That’s Going Well
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James Gunn Still Running DC Studios Because Apparently That’s Going Well

FinnOctober 2, 2026October 3, 2026

The inevitable has finally happened: Warner Bros. Discovery and Paramount Skydance are merging into a single entity, aptly named Skydance.…

10 Surefire Ways To Execute Criminals
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10 Surefire Ways To Execute Criminals

FinnOctober 2, 2026

    While humanity was once pretty effective at executing criminals, we’ve stumbled a bit as of late.    Read More FinnFinn…

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