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Month: October 2026

Another Reboot Depends on One Magical Marketing Buzzword Apparently
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Another Reboot Depends on One Magical Marketing Buzzword Apparently

FinnOctober 19, 2026October 19, 2026

Nathan Fielder’s latest documentary, You Can See Everything, is a fascinating and frustrating exploration of the elusive Elizabeth Holmes, the…

Papa Roach Sets Sights On 2027 US Tour Dates
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Papa Roach Sets Sights On 2027 US Tour Dates

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 19, 2026

Papa Roach have announced a new 2027 leg of their “Rise of the Roach Tour.” The 30-date trek will hit…

Die Hard Films Relaunch In 4K Ultra HD Steelbook Editions
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Die Hard Films Relaunch In 4K Ultra HD Steelbook Editions

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 19, 2026

The saga of John McClane is getting an upgrade, thanks to new 4K Ultra HD + Blu-ray + Digital Code…

Prohibition Era Law Faces Supreme Test After 150 Years
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Prohibition Era Law Faces Supreme Test After 150 Years

Big ElephantOctober 19, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it turns out that there’s a 160-year-old federal law that…

Mötley Crüe Sets 2027 Las Vegas Residency Carnival of Sins
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Mötley Crüe Sets 2027 Las Vegas Residency Carnival of Sins

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 19, 2026

Mötley Crüe have announced a 2027 Las Vegas residency dubbed “Carnival of Sins in Sin City.” The eight-show run will…

Saros gets belated accessibility and New Game+ because you complained loudly enough
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Saros gets belated accessibility and New Game+ because you complained loudly enough

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 19, 2026October 19, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, a game update has been released that doesn’t cost an extra $20 or require…

Nathan Fielder Gets Call From Jailed Elizabeth Holmes After Six Months
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Nathan Fielder Gets Call From Jailed Elizabeth Holmes After Six Months

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 19, 2026

Nathan Fielder and Lance Oppenheim’s documentary on Elizabeth Holmes, You Can See Everything, has been making waves with its twists…

Hot Chip Drops New Album And Single Random Violence Now
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Hot Chip Drops New Album And Single Random Violence Now

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 19, 2026

Hot Chip have announced their ninth studio album, A Long Way From Kansas, set to arrive on January 8th, 2027,…

Neurosis Kicks Off Reunion Tour In San Francisco
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Neurosis Kicks Off Reunion Tour In San Francisco

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 19, 2026

Neurosis kicked off their North American fall reunion tour Friday in San Francisco at the Fillmore, the first of two…

Pentagon Wins Right to Restart 9/11 Trial Chaos
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Pentagon Wins Right to Restart 9/11 Trial Chaos

Big ElephantOctober 19, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Supreme Court has decided not to review the decision to…

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