Pentagon Wins Right to Restart 9/11 Trial Chaos
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Supreme Court has decided not to review the decision to…
Month: October 2026
Poll: Majority Of Americans Still Go Bonkers For Amber Waves Of Grain
WASHINGTON—Underscoring the enduring power of a gorgeous, swaying crop to make Americans hoot and holler, a Pew Research Center…
Bon Jovi Unveils Highly Anticipated 2027 Tour Schedule
Bon Jovi have expanded their “Forever Tour” with a new run of stadium shows in 2027, including dates in North…
Trump Still Golfing Despite Lawsuits Because Priorities
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest plan to renovate a public golf course in Washington, DC,…
LEGALIZER: Office Worker Fined for Popcorn Rebellion
A humble employee decided to warm up a bag of popcorn in the office microwave, only to be greeted by a sudden wake‑up call from the federal government. When as…
Kennedy Center Art Faces Uncertain Future Because Renovations
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to make sense of this whole Kennedy Center debacle. It seems that during…
MUDVAYNE’s CHAD GRAY Still Alive At 55 Somehow
Breaking news: Chad Gray, the legendary frontman of MUDVAYNE and HELLYEAH, has survived another year of life and is still…
Because What The Simpsons Really Needed Was Another Revamp Decision
The Simpsons brought back Apu, because of course they did. The 812th episode of the show featured the character’s first…
ICE Incident Injures US Citizen Because That’s Totally Their Job
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest incident involving Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) in Long Beach, California,…
Deportation Protections Remain For Ukrainian And Sudanese Immigrants Temporarily Somehow
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest twist in the immigration saga, and I have to say,…