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Month: October 2026

Queens of the Stone Age and Pixies Team Up for Spring Tour
Live, Music News

Queens of the Stone Age and Pixies Team Up for Spring Tour

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 22, 2026

Queens of the Stone Age have announced a Spring 2027 US arena tour with support from alt-rock legends Pixies and…

Christina Aguilera Performs with Chappell Roan in LA
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Christina Aguilera Performs with Chappell Roan in LA

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 22, 2026

The first night of Chappell Roan’s “Super Graphic Spectacular” benefit concert went down at the Shrine in Los Angeles on…

Daft Punk Teams Up with LEGO for New Collaboration
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Daft Punk Teams Up with LEGO for New Collaboration

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 22, 2026

The LEGO Daft Punk set is finally being released, six years after it was first designed. The fan-submitted design has…

Clavicular’s Looksmaxxing Skills Clearly Didn’t Extend to Not Getting Arrested
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Clavicular’s Looksmaxxing Skills Clearly Didn’t Extend to Not Getting Arrested

Big ElephantOctober 22, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A 20-year-old social media personality, Braden Peters, also known as Clavicular,…

Josh Homme Goes Bowie for Queens of the Stone Age TV gig
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Josh Homme Goes Bowie for Queens of the Stone Age TV gig

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 22, 2026

Queens of the Stone Age paid a late-night visit to The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon on Wednesday, performing “Where…

Sonic Temple 2027 Boasts Iron Maiden, blink-182, Korn, and More
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Sonic Temple 2027 Boasts Iron Maiden, blink-182, Korn, and More

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 22, 2026

The lineup has been unveiled for Sonic Temple Art + Music Festival 2027 in Columbus, Ohio, featuring headliners blink-182, Iron…

Pelicans Announce Upcoming ‘Basketball Night’
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Pelicans Announce Upcoming ‘Basketball Night’

FinnOctober 22, 2026

       NEW ORLEANS—In an effort to boost attendance and reach new fans, the New Orleans Pelicans announced Tuesday an upcoming…

LEGALIZER: Sock‑Sandwich Gets the Federal Grandstand
legalizer

LEGALIZER: Sock‑Sandwich Gets the Federal Grandstand

Chord F. DiscordOctober 22, 2026

A bewildered citizen strutted into a federal building wearing his favorite mismatched combo – socks with sandals – and was instantly greeted by a glowing termi…

Family Shooting Survival Streak Continues Uninterrupted For Generations Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Family Shooting Survival Streak Continues Uninterrupted For Generations Apparently

Big ElephantOctober 22, 2026

So, I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about this poor mom, Michelle, who’s been through not one, but two…

GOP Spends Big on Crime Ads Without Victims’ Consent Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

GOP Spends Big on Crime Ads Without Victims’ Consent Apparently

Big ElephantOctober 22, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A Republican super PAC, the Senate Leadership Fund, has been using…

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