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Month: October 2026

War Remains Trump’s Playground Regardless Of Midterm Outcome
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

War Remains Trump’s Playground Regardless Of Midterm Outcome

Big ElephantOctober 22, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it seems like President George W. Bush’s decision to surge…

Federal Judge To Trump Admin: Stop Guessing Who’s Not American
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Federal Judge To Trump Admin: Stop Guessing Who’s Not American

Big ElephantOctober 22, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a federal judge who’s putting the brakes on the Department of Homeland…

Alcest in Greensboro, NC (10/21/2026)
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Alcest in Greensboro, NC (10/21/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 22, 2026

French post-black metal from Bagnols-sur-Cèze Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Deafheaven in Greensboro, NC (10/21/2026)
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Deafheaven in Greensboro, NC (10/21/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 22, 2026

Blackgaze from San Francisco, CA Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Mastodon in Greensboro, NC (10/21/2026)
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Mastodon in Greensboro, NC (10/21/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 22, 2026

Heavy metal from Atlanta, Georgia Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Mastodon Are Still Great. So Why Do They Feel Like Dinosaurs?
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Mastodon Are Still Great. So Why Do They Feel Like Dinosaurs?

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 22, 2026

It’s strange, but after witnessing the all-consuming, absolutely feral energy of California’s Deafheaven, the headliners — Mastodon — suddenly looked…

DC To Get Giant Trump Ego Monument Possibly Very Soon
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DC To Get Giant Trump Ego Monument Possibly Very Soon

Big ElephantOctober 22, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest development in the Trump administration’s plan to build a 250-foot…

Because What The World Really Needed Was More Glee
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Because What The World Really Needed Was More Glee

FinnOctober 22, 2026October 22, 2026

Congratulations, Gleeks, your favorite show is back, because Hollywood’s annual Nostalgia Harvest is in full swing. Disney+ and Hulu have…

Hero Teacher Admits She Was Totally Powerless
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Hero Teacher Admits She Was Totally Powerless

Big ElephantOctober 22, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news from Bend, Oregon, where a teacher, Becky Drury, is speaking…

Talking Heads To Release First Official Book New Feeling
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Talking Heads To Release First Official Book New Feeling

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 21, 2026

Talking Heads have announced New Feeling, an upcoming coffee-table book documenting the band’s history through rare archival material and personal…

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