Politicians Reassure Us Of Their Loyalty To Various Things Somehow
The Michigan Senate debate between Democratic nominee Abdul El-Sayed and Republican Mike Rogers was a real doozy, folks. I almost…
Month: October 2026
FCC Chair Suddenly Expert On Fake Things
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest from the FCC, where Brendan Carr, the Republican chair, is warning…
Spin of the Day: Local leaders claimed readiness for floods, but first responders reported being unprepared. — 9% Mostly Reality
In Ruidoso, New Mexico, three fatalities occurred on July 8, 2025, due to severe flooding. While town leaders claimed they…
Meta Forks Over $25 Billion Because Cambridge Analytica Was a Thing
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A New Mexico judge just ordered Meta to pay a whopping…
Clayface: Because Who Doesn’t Love a Good Face Full of Clay and Existential Terror
Oh boy, are you in for a treat! 🎃️👻 Clayface is coming to a theater near you, and it’s a…
DC Reboots Another Classic Villain Because Originality is Overrated
The latest abomination to emerge from the depths of Hollywood’s desperation is a film adaptation of DC Comics’ Clayface, because…
Kanye West Live At AT&T Stadium Tickets Available Now
Kanye West, a.k.a. Ye, will make his debut at AT&T Stadium in Arlington, Texas, on Saturday, November 7th. Based on…
Saudi Arabia Just Got a Little Less Fun for Diplomats Apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in the Middle East, and let me tell you,…
Can You Name Each Of These Sacred Relics From 1990s Christianity?
Brought to you by: Equipping the Persecuted Read More FinnFinn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of Irony,”…
MxPx Drops New Album And Single Panic Attack Now
MxPx have announced their 12th studio album, Living in the Chaos, set for release on January 29th. Alongside the album…