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Month: October 2026

Aerosmith Teams Up with Big Names for Comeback Gigs
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Aerosmith Teams Up with Big Names for Comeback Gigs

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 7, 2026

Aerosmith have announced a pair of comeback shows at the Hollywood Bowl in Los Angeles, set to take place October…

Fuerza Regida Tipped For Grand Theft Auto VI Soundtrack
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Fuerza Regida Tipped For Grand Theft Auto VI Soundtrack

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 7, 2026

Fuerza Regida appear to be teasing their involvement in Grand Theft Auto VI, days after a Spotify leak seemingly revealed…

Man Boldly Guesses Mall Of America Terror Plot Suspect’s Name Rhymes With ‘Bohammed’
Babylon Bee

Man Boldly Guesses Mall Of America Terror Plot Suspect’s Name Rhymes With ‘Bohammed’

FinnOctober 7, 2026

    CLEVELAND, OH — Local man Chris Pinson made a bold guess today that the name of the Mall of…

Trump Visits Texas Again Because Why Not At This Point
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Visits Texas Again Because Why Not At This Point

Big ElephantOctober 7, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is making his third trip to Texas in…

Sydney Sweeney Discoveres Shocking Marilyn Monroe Family Tie
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Sydney Sweeney Discoveres Shocking Marilyn Monroe Family Tie

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 7, 2026

People have compared Sydney Sweeney and Marilyn Monroe for a while now. Blonde, bombshells, larger-than-life… public images – and now,…

Tool and Limp Bizkit Headline 2026 Aftershock Festival
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Tool and Limp Bizkit Headline 2026 Aftershock Festival

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 7, 2026

This year’s Aftershock festival was hot, hot, hot, and we’re not just talking about the music. Artists and festivalgoers alike…

Prime Day Deals Extended Through October
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Prime Day Deals Extended Through October

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 7, 2026

Amazon’s Prime Big Deal Days sale ends tonight, October 7th, at 11:59 p.m. PT, giving you limited time to take…

Nation Saddened To Learn Iran May Not Actually Nuke LA
Babylon Bee

Nation Saddened To Learn Iran May Not Actually Nuke LA

FinnOctober 7, 2026

    U.S. — The nation has reportedly slipped into a period of deep sadness and introspection after learning that Iran…

Because Who Needs Security At Airports Anyway
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Because Who Needs Security At Airports Anyway

Big ElephantOctober 7, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping on my coffee and reading about the latest airport shenanigans, and I just can’t even. So, apparently,…

Experts Theorize Possible Connection Between TikTokers Celebrating Women Killing Their Children And More Women Killing Their Children
Babylon Bee

Experts Theorize Possible Connection Between TikTokers Celebrating Women Killing Their Children And More Women Killing Their Children

FinnOctober 7, 2026

    U.S. — Could there be a connection between TikTokers celebrating women killing their children and more women killing their…

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