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Month: October 2026

Girl Ultra Hits The Road With Chromeo-Produced Album
Live, Music News

Girl Ultra Hits The Road With Chromeo-Produced Album

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 7, 2026

Mexican singer-songwriter Girl Ultra has announced a 24-date North American headlining tour in support of her new album, RRRomeo, which…

Slayer Drops Liquid Filled Reign In Blood 40th Anniversary Vinyl
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Slayer Drops Liquid Filled Reign In Blood 40th Anniversary Vinyl

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 7, 2026

Slayer have announced a limited edition liquid-filled Reign in Blood zoetrope vinyl to be released on November 20th in honor…

3 Days at a Metal Festival Be Like… 💀
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3 Days at a Metal Festival Be Like… 💀

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 7, 2026

Three days of metal, no sleep, no voice, no legs left. 💀🤘 At this point, we're basically Frodo and Sam.…

Phrase ‘It’s Been Real’ Pushes Already Great Hangout With Friend Into Heretofore Unknown Levels Of Bliss
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Phrase ‘It’s Been Real’ Pushes Already Great Hangout With Friend Into Heretofore Unknown Levels Of Bliss

FinnOctober 7, 2026

       BATON ROUGE, LA—Enhancing the top-tier socializing in ways that would have seemed impossible just moments previously, the phrase “It’s…

Because You Clearly Need More Options, Here Are This Weekend’s Streaming Movies
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Because You Clearly Need More Options, Here Are This Weekend’s Streaming Movies

FinnOctober 7, 2026October 18, 2026

New movies are coming to streaming this week because, of course, they are. It’s not like the Content Mines have…

Because What the World Really Needed Was the Super Bowl on Disney+ in 2027
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Because What the World Really Needed Was the Super Bowl on Disney+ in 2027

FinnOctober 7, 2026October 18, 2026

The Super Bowl is coming to streaming, because of course it is. The NFL and Disney announced that Super Bowl…

Death Angel Founding Bassist Dennis Pepa Fights Stage 4 Cancer
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Death Angel Founding Bassist Dennis Pepa Fights Stage 4 Cancer

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 7, 2026

Founding Death Angel bassist Dennis Pepa has revealed he is currently battling stage four duodenal cancer. A GoFundMe has been…

Trump Mulls Firing Aides Who Did Exactly What He Wanted Apparently
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Trump Mulls Firing Aides Who Did Exactly What He Wanted Apparently

Big ElephantOctober 7, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest move, and I have to say, it’s a doozy.…

Disney+ Scores Rights To Stream Super Bowl LXI
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Disney+ Scores Rights To Stream Super Bowl LXI

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 7, 2026

Super Bowl LXI will be available to stream on Disney+, in addition to its television broadcast on ESPN, ABC, and…

American Football Covers The Cure’s Boys Dont Cry for SiriusXM
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American Football Covers The Cure’s Boys Dont Cry for SiriusXM

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 7, 2026

American Football performed an acoustic rendition of The Cure’s classic song “Boys Don’t Cry” for SiriusXM. The emo band’s melancholy,…

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