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Month: October 2026

9 Crimes Pete Hegseth Just Declared Worthy Of Death Penalty
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9 Crimes Pete Hegseth Just Declared Worthy Of Death Penalty

FinnOctober 6, 2026

    The Pentagon officially approved execution by firing squad for the Fort Hood shooter, but that’s not the only crime…

Amazon Offers 2 for $25 4K Horror Movie Deal
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Amazon Offers 2 for $25 4K Horror Movie Deal

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 6, 2026

With spooky season in full effect and Amazon’s October Prime Day underway, the retailer is also running a limited-time 2…

Alice Cooper Joins Little Steven’s Underground Garage on SiriusXM
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Alice Cooper Joins Little Steven’s Underground Garage on SiriusXM

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 6, 2026

Alice Cooper has announced a new show on Little Steven’s Underground Garage Sirius XM channel set to premiere October 10th.…

Wolves in the Throne Room Plot 2027 North American Concert Trek
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Wolves in the Throne Room Plot 2027 North American Concert Trek

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 6, 2026

Black metal group Wolves in the Throne Room have announced a 2027 North American tour in support of their upcoming…

Gaming Bargains Galore as Beleaguered Gamers Scour Prime Day Sales for Relief
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Gaming Bargains Galore as Beleaguered Gamers Scour Prime Day Sales for Relief

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 6, 2026October 6, 2026

It’s that time of the year again, folks, when Amazon decides to empty its warehouses and make some actual money…

Kamala Harris District Stays Red Because Politics Are Hard Apparently
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Kamala Harris District Stays Red Because Politics Are Hard Apparently

Big ElephantOctober 6, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it seems like Mike Lawler, a Republican congressman from New…

Mudvayne’s Chad Gray Suffers Vocal Injury Threatening His Career
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Mudvayne’s Chad Gray Suffers Vocal Injury Threatening His Career

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 6, 2026

Mudvayne frontman Chad Gray suffered a recent vocal injury that resulted in the cancellation of two California dates on his…

Drake BTS Stray Kids Opt Out of 2027 Grammy Consideration
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Drake BTS Stray Kids Opt Out of 2027 Grammy Consideration

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 6, 2026

The 2027 Grammys take place on February 7th, and music released during the window of August 31st, 2025 to August…

Josh Homme Hosts Star Studded Benefit Show with Big Names
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Josh Homme Hosts Star Studded Benefit Show with Big Names

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 6, 2026

Josh Homme of Queens of the Stone Age has announced a one-night-only benefit concert taking place at The Wiltern in…

When Security Tries to Kick You Out of the Mosh Pit
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When Security Tries to Kick You Out of the Mosh Pit

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 6, 2026

They asked me to leave the pit. They should have asked with respect. 💀 #FunnyAsHell #Metal #Metalhead #MoshPit #TheGodfather #DonCorleone…

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