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Month: October 2026

Because What The World Really Needs Is Another Sicario Sequel Apparently
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Because What The World Really Needs Is Another Sicario Sequel Apparently

FinnOctober 5, 2026October 5, 2026

Sicario 3 is happening because of course it is. The first film, directed by Denis Villeneuve and written by Taylor…

Matt Reeves Takes Break From Sequel Machine For Personal Life Apparently
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Matt Reeves Takes Break From Sequel Machine For Personal Life Apparently

FinnOctober 5, 2026October 5, 2026

The Batman Part II has hit another roadblock, because of course it has. The sequel to Matt Reeves’ 2019 film,…

Win Cabaret Voltaire’s swan song deluxe edition, because one farewell isn’t enough
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Win Cabaret Voltaire’s swan song deluxe edition, because one farewell isn’t enough

Chord F. DiscordOctober 5, 2026October 5, 2026

Well, well, well, look what we have here – another reissue, because apparently retirement is just a suggestion. Cabaret Voltaire’s…

Nintendo Relies on Retro Charm to Sell Old Games Again
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Nintendo Relies on Retro Charm to Sell Old Games Again

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 5, 2026October 5, 2026

Nintendo’s Holiday Preview was a masterclass in nostalgia, and I’m not ashamed to admit I’m a sucker for it. As…

Texas Senate candidate James Talarico somehow still needs your questions
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Texas Senate candidate James Talarico somehow still needs your questions

Big ElephantOctober 5, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this town hall meeting with James Talarico, and I’ve got to say,…

Top 10 Reasons To Move To Indiana
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Top 10 Reasons To Move To Indiana

FinnOctober 5, 2026

    Looking to move to a new state? Look no further than Indiana! There are plenty of reasons to move…

Score Vintage Band Tees for Under $25 on Prime Day
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Score Vintage Band Tees for Under $25 on Prime Day

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 5, 2026

If you’ve been looking to stock up on band merch, Amazon is offering hundreds of vintage T-shirts for under $25…

Democrats Blame Cuts In USAID For Slowing Communist Takeover Of The West
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Democrats Blame Cuts In USAID For Slowing Communist Takeover Of The West

FinnOctober 5, 2026

    U.S. — With unrest drawing attention around the globe and the November midterm elections coming up soon, Democrats made…

Slayyyter Drops New Album Worst Man In America Soon
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Slayyyter Drops New Album Worst Man In America Soon

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 5, 2026

Slayyyter has announced wor$t man in america, a companion album to this year’s WOR$T GIRL IN AMERICA, arriving December 4th…

New Batman LEGO Sets Unveiled Including Joker Art and Batmobile
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New Batman LEGO Sets Unveiled Including Joker Art and Batmobile

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 5, 2026

LEGO has unveiled a trio of new Batman sets, including two new Batmobiles and an incredibly sick Joker wall art…

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