English indie band Sorry are back with a new song, “Tom Will Smack Your Ass.” The track takes on a satirical approach as it describes Tom, a classic British fuckboy who will indeed smack your ass. In the song, Tom also plays some Thom Yorke B-sides for you, he “fucks you in his car” (it’s a Fiat), and “will get you drunk on the finest wine with his Aunt in the countryside.” The track arrives with a cheeky (pun intended) music video directed by vocalist Asha Lorenz and collaborator Flo Webb; throughout, numerous rear ends are slapped. Rest assured, Lorenz said in a statement that “No bums were harmed in the making of this video — thanks to everyone who contributed.”
The music video for “Tom Will Smack Your Ass” can be watched below. The song is a humorous take on the classic British fuckboy stereotype, with Sorry using their signature satire to poke fun at the character.
Song Background
Sorry unveiled their most recent album, COSPLAY, in November 2025. The album marked a new direction for the band, with Sorry experimenting with new sounds and styles.
The music video for “Tom Will Smack Your Ass” is a collaboration between Asha Lorenz and Flo Webb, and features a number of humorous and satirical moments. The video is a great example of Sorry‘s ability to use humor and satire to make pointed commentary on contemporary culture.
With the release of “Tom Will Smack Your Ass”, Sorry is once again proving themselves to be one of the most innovative and exciting bands in the indie music scene. The song is a must-listen for fans of Sorry and anyone looking for a humorous and satirical take on modern culture.
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