Whether shorts are office-appropriate attire has ignited an online debate. The Onion examines the pros and cons of wearing shorts in the office.
PRO
New scapegoat for bad quarter
Good to have full range of movement while sitting stationary for eight hours
A well-aired cog is a productive cog
Ready to attend barbecue at a moment’s notice
Makes it easy to keep track of who won’t be promoted
You only have one pair of pants
CON
Wedding vows specifically promised ankles for spouse’s enjoyment only
May encourage slacking, if not outright lollygagging
Exposes vulnerable back of knee to attacks
Death knell for formal kilts
Casual atmosphere immediately triggers all-staff fuckfest
You still work in marketing
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