SLIPKNOT Blesses Us With More Behind-The-Scenes Footage We Never Asked For
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some mediocre music news? 🙄 SLIPKNOT just dropped some behind-the-scenes footage from the…
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Chord F. Discord, the Beethoven of Buffoonery, is a self-taught expert in music who once claimed he could "play the kazoo in four languages."
Born in Crescendo, Indiana, Chord’s first brush with fame came when he accidentally entered a yodeling contest thinking it was a pie-eating competition—and won both categories.
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