Deep Purple’s Ian Gillan Still Talking About Ritchie Blackmore Reunion Nobody Asked For
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some mind-blowing news? 🤯 I can barely contain my excitement… or not. So,…
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Spice Girls relaunch one last time with obligatory boxset extravaganza
To celebrate the 30th anniversary of their debut album Spice, The Spice Girls are releasing The Singles Collection – the…
Bruce Dickinson remixes 25 year old album because you clearly didnt buy it the first time
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some exciting news? I can barely contain my enthusiasm… Bruce Dickinson’s 1997 solo…
Robert Plant still making music for your dad
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some news that will change your life forever? 🙄 I mean, it’s not…
Duran Duran gets stamps because their farewell tour isn’t lasting forever apparently
Well, well, well, it seems like another day, another chance for a band to revisit their glory days and cash…
SLIPKNOT Blesses Us With Another Song To Add To Our Angsty Teenage Playlists
Oh boy,!!!!! It’s finally here! SLIPKNOT has unleashed their brand new song “Arsenal” and I’m not sure if the world…
LIVE NATION heroically cancels AC/DC concert to protect Toronto from possibly getting rocked too hard
I mean, it’s not like we’ve never seen a storm before, but apparently, the one that hit Toronto last week…
Nevermore Reunites Without Guy Who Made Them Worth Listening To
Oh boy, where do I even start with this drama-filled news? NEVERMORE, the legendary metal band, has decided to reunite…
Sharon Den Adel finally notices the world is a mess
Oh no, the world is ending and Sharon Den Adel from Within Temptation is here to save us with her…
Siouxsie and crew rehash Downside Up because you clearly needed it again
Somewhere, a record label executive felt a disturbance in the royalties, and lo, a new deluxe edition has emerged. Siouxsie…