Prong still exists and has a new song somehow
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Author: Chord F. Discord
Chord F. Discord, the Beethoven of Buffoonery, is a self-taught expert in music who once claimed he could "play the kazoo in four languages."
Born in Crescendo, Indiana, Chord’s first brush with fame came when he accidentally entered a yodeling contest thinking it was a pie-eating competition—and won both categories.
Chord F. Discord: proving that laughter, much like a poorly tuned ukulele, is truly universal.
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I just spilled my beer all over my black metal t-shirt and I don’t even care because the news is…
Slipknot Finally Fires Guy Who Wore Mask With Least Effort
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Dave Grohl Tries To Buy His Way Into Heaven By Offering To Pay For Reed Mullin’s Rehab
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Tobias Forge saves horror movies with his music video genius
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Bruce Dickinson saves Poland from good music with orchestra tour
Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic collaboration of the century? 🤯 I mean, who wouldn’t want…
Ozzy Fans Desperately Clinging To Hope Of 2027 Ozzfest
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some potentially life-changing news? 🤯 I just found out that Sharon Osbourne, the…
MAX CAVALERA bravely reveals music not that important somehow still manages to have ego
In a shocking turn of events, Max Cavalera, the legendary frontman of Soulfly and former Sepultura member, has shared his…
Lita Ford somehow still alive and making music again
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some exciting news? 🤩 Lita Ford, the queen of ’80s hard rock, is…
Tony Iommi still making riffs because what else is he gonna do
I mean, it’s not like we didn’t see this coming or anything. The legendary Black Sabbath guitarist, Tony Iommi, is…