5FDP blesses us with another soulless anthem to destroy our eardrums
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some “Legacy”? 🙄 Five Finger Death Punch just dropped the physical editions of…
Author: Chord F. Discord
Chord F. Discord, the Beethoven of Buffoonery, is a self-taught expert in music who once claimed he could "play the kazoo in four languages."
Born in Crescendo, Indiana, Chord’s first brush with fame came when he accidentally entered a yodeling contest thinking it was a pie-eating competition—and won both categories.
Chord F. Discord: proving that laughter, much like a poorly tuned ukulele, is truly universal.
Udo still making music somehow
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious nostalgia and a whole lot of metal? Because Udo Dirkschneider and…
Anthrax still a band somehow releases new music video
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some old-school thrash metal? 🤘 Because ANTHRAX just dropped the official music video…
BLACKIE LAWLESS saves America with patriotic common sense
Oh boy, where do I even start with this? Blackie Lawless, the legendary frontman of W.A.S.P., recently appeared on the…
Evan Seinfeld Calls Out 90% Of Metalheads For Being Slobs
I just spit out my beer when I heard that Evan Seinfeld, the vocalist and bassist of Biohazard, has launched…
Midge Ure’s farewell tour’s not over yet apparently
Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, Midge Ure is back with a brand new Best Of collection, encompassing music…
Farewell to Sanity with Never Ending Greatest Hits
Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, the music industry is still cranking out new editions of old hits. And…
Cyndi Lauper’s True Colors turns 40 because farewell tours are so last season
Cyndi Lauper is back, because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, and she’s celebrating 40 years of her iconic album…
200 Stab Wounds blesses us with new album to ruin our lives Lowest Form
Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 200 STAB WOUNDS is back, and they’re not just bringing their…
Zakk Wylde’s entire discography finally owned by a faceless corporate overlords
In a move that’s being hailed as a major milestone in the world of hard rock and metal, MNRK Music…