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Author: Chord F. Discord

Chord F. Discord, the Beethoven of Buffoonery, is a self-taught expert in music who once claimed he could "play the kazoo in four languages." Born in Crescendo, Indiana, Chord’s first brush with fame came when he accidentally entered a yodeling contest thinking it was a pie-eating competition—and won both categories. Chord F. Discord: proving that laughter, much like a poorly tuned ukulele, is truly universal.
STEEL PANTHER somehow still exists and has a new album coming in 2027 because you clearly needed this
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STEEL PANTHER somehow still exists and has a new album coming in 2027 because you clearly needed this

Chord F. DiscordOctober 17, 2026October 17, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some totally-not-at-all-ironic news? 🤦‍♂️ STEEL PANTHER, the most tongue-in-cheek, über-macho, hair-metal-revival band out…

LEGALIZER: Man Asks If He Can Complain About His Own Growling Stomach in a Meeting – and the Government Gets Serious
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LEGALIZER: Man Asks If He Can Complain About His Own Growling Stomach in a Meeting – and the Government Gets Serious

Chord F. DiscordOctober 17, 2026

When a federal employee walked into the Legalizer terminal and asked, "Can I legally file a noise complaint against my own stomach growling in a meeting?" the…

Dave Grohl saves The Pretty Reckless from obscurity again
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Dave Grohl saves The Pretty Reckless from obscurity again

Chord F. DiscordOctober 17, 2026October 17, 2026

We’re not sure what kind of dark magic Taylor Momsen and the gang have conjured up, but they’ve managed to…

METALLICA dusts off 30 year old song for people who still wear high school jeans
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METALLICA dusts off 30 year old song for people who still wear high school jeans

Chord F. DiscordOctober 17, 2026October 17, 2026

I just witnessed Metallica’s performance of “…And Justice For All” at their “Life Burns Faster” residency in Las Vegas, and…

Megadeth recruits Anthrax and Kerry King because who needs a social life anyway
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Megadeth recruits Anthrax and Kerry King because who needs a social life anyway

Chord F. DiscordOctober 17, 2026October 17, 2026

Oh no, Megadeth is touring again and we’re all doomed to have an amazing time 🤘! I mean, who needs…

NEVERMORE reunites for one song and suddenly everyone cares about metal again
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NEVERMORE reunites for one song and suddenly everyone cares about metal again

Chord F. DiscordOctober 16, 2026October 17, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 NEVERMORE is back, and they’re not just phoning it…

John Lydon Disses Sex Pistols Bandmates Because Thats What 70s Punk Rockers Do Now
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John Lydon Disses Sex Pistols Bandmates Because Thats What 70s Punk Rockers Do Now

Chord F. DiscordOctober 16, 2026October 17, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some deliciously catty drama? 🍿 Because I’ve got a treat for you: John…

DORO drops obligatory uplifting single because your aunt needs new music for her book club
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DORO drops obligatory uplifting single because your aunt needs new music for her book club

Chord F. DiscordOctober 16, 2026October 16, 2026

Wow, just what we’ve all been waiting for – more Doro Pesch music! 🤩 I mean, who doesn’t need a…

Peter Frampton gets meaningless award to bolster his Etsy sales
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Peter Frampton gets meaningless award to bolster his Etsy sales

Chord F. DiscordOctober 16, 2026October 16, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some mind-blowing news? 🤯 Peter Frampton, the legendary guitarist and all-around rock god,…

ENTER SHIKARI still a band somehow
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ENTER SHIKARI still a band somehow

Chord F. DiscordOctober 16, 2026October 16, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some utterly unnecessary, yet totally awesome news? 🤯 Enter Shikari just dropped a…

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