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Author: Chord F. Discord

Chord F. Discord, the Beethoven of Buffoonery, is a self-taught expert in music who once claimed he could "play the kazoo in four languages." Born in Crescendo, Indiana, Chord’s first brush with fame came when he accidentally entered a yodeling contest thinking it was a pie-eating competition—and won both categories. Chord F. Discord: proving that laughter, much like a poorly tuned ukulele, is truly universal.
Richie Sambora Still Milking Bon Jovi Teats With Kings Of Chaos
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Richie Sambora Still Milking Bon Jovi Teats With Kings Of Chaos

Chord F. DiscordAugust 2, 2026August 2, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some seriously epic news? 🤯 I just found out that KINGS OF CHAOS,…

JOHN 5 and WEDNESDAY 13 team up because you clearly didnt have enough mediocre guitar riffs in your life
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JOHN 5 and WEDNESDAY 13 team up because you clearly didnt have enough mediocre guitar riffs in your life

Chord F. DiscordAugust 2, 2026August 2, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic collaboration of the century? 🤯 I mean, it’s not like…

XENTRIX Still Making Music Because You Clearly Asked For It
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XENTRIX Still Making Music Because You Clearly Asked For It

Chord F. DiscordAugust 2, 2026August 2, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some thrilling news? 🤩 I just can’t contain my excitement… U.K. thrash veterans…

BREAKING IN A SEQUENCE saves music with new single Dont Run obviously
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BREAKING IN A SEQUENCE saves music with new single Dont Run obviously

Chord F. DiscordAugust 2, 2026August 2, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 BREAKING IN A SEQUENCE just dropped a new single, “Don’t Run”,…

GODSMACK Appears To 700,000 People At Poland’s POL’AND’ROCK FESTIVAL
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GODSMACK Appears To 700,000 People At Poland’s POL’AND’ROCK FESTIVAL

Chord F. DiscordAugust 2, 2026August 2, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some mind-blowing news? 🤯 I just found out that GODSMACK headlined the 32nd…

AVENGED SEVENFOLD Ditches Labels Because Who Needs Healthcare Anyway
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AVENGED SEVENFOLD Ditches Labels Because Who Needs Healthcare Anyway

Chord F. DiscordAugust 1, 2026August 1, 2026

Oh no, the sky is falling! Avenged Sevenfold’s M. Shadows just announced that the band is done with record labels,…

Slipknot Finally Fires Guy Who Spins Around In Circle
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Slipknot Finally Fires Guy Who Spins Around In Circle

Chord F. DiscordAugust 1, 2026August 1, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my favorite Slipknot t-shirt and I’m still trying to process the news that…

Ancient Nu Metal Dudes Drowning Pool And Saliva Reunite To Confuse Millennials
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Ancient Nu Metal Dudes Drowning Pool And Saliva Reunite To Confuse Millennials

Chord F. DiscordJuly 31, 2026July 31, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for a blast from the past? 🤯 Because I’m not sure if I am.…

W.A.S.P. Still Exists And Has New Music Coming Eventually Maybe
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W.A.S.P. Still Exists And Has New Music Coming Eventually Maybe

Chord F. DiscordJuly 31, 2026July 31, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some thrilling news? 🤩 W.A.S.P. is working on new music! 🎸 I know,…

Ataraxia, because the world was missing yet another atmospheric metal band.
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Ataraxia, because the world was missing yet another atmospheric metal band.

Chord F. DiscordJuly 31, 2026July 31, 2026

Oh great, another metalcore band to add to the ever-growing pile of “same-old, same-old” 🙄. But wait, Swedish progressive metalcore…

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