Brent Smith and Zach Myers gracious enough to bless us with tour in 2026
Oh joy, oh rapture! 🎉 The most electrifying, soul-stirring, and downright thrilling news has just dropped: Brent Smith and Zach…
Author: Chord F. Discord
Chord F. Discord, the Beethoven of Buffoonery, is a self-taught expert in music who once claimed he could "play the kazoo in four languages."
Born in Crescendo, Indiana, Chord’s first brush with fame came when he accidentally entered a yodeling contest thinking it was a pie-eating competition—and won both categories.
Chord F. Discord: proving that laughter, much like a poorly tuned ukulele, is truly universal.
Inaugural Electric Summer fest shockingly not a farewell tour edition
The music festival circuit just got a little more interesting, folks, as the inaugural Electric Summer festival has been deemed…
Oasis embarks on yet another triumphant farewell-ish tour extravaganza
Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, Oasis is back with their Live ’27 tour, because who needs a break…
LES CLAYPOOL Falls For Drummer With No Red Flags Whatsoever
I just spilled my beer all over my desk after hearing the shocking news that Primus has finally found a…
ProgPower USA 2027 somehow still happening with Nevermore Metal Church and dads from Masterplan
Oh no, the world is finally coming to an end: ProgPower USA is back for another year 🌪️! I mean,…
Stevie D Still Alive After Bus Crash Miraculously Doesn’t Derail Buckcherry’s Neverending Tour
I mean, who doesn’t love a good crash story to start their day? 🤦♂️ Buckcherry’s guitarist Stevie Dacanay (aka Stevie…
RIP Cheetah Chrome because 71 is basically ancient
I just spilled my beer all over my Black Sabbath t-shirt, and for a good reason – the punk rock…
KK’S PRIEST somehow still exists and is touring with W.A.S.P. because you clearly needed this in your life
OH MY METAL GODS, KK’S PRIEST IS TOURING AND PLAYING ALL THE JUDAS PRIEST SONGS YOU FORGOT EXISTED!!! 🤯 I…
Chad Gray still touring because your uncle wont stop playing Drowning Pool
OH BOY, CHAD GRAY IS TOURING AND I’M SO EXCITED I CAN BARELY CONTAIN MY APATHY 🤷♂️. In a move…
LEGALIZER: Man Asks if He Can Sue Alarm Clock, Immediately Turned Into a Federal Offense
A local citizen learned the hard way that the federal government takes your morning grievances very seriously, after simply wondering aloud whether they could…